The Four-Faced Liar Page #2
Sure did.
Ass.
Never have
I ever been caught cheating.
Never have I ever
lost to you at this game.
What's up, dude?
Sorry. I didn't know
that you were coming.
Where's your girlfriend?
I have no idea.
It's boys' night.
What?
Pull up a stool.
Uh, you can take mine, actually.
I'm gonna go smoke.
Study break?
- Yeah, two hours.
- Cool.
Dude, those seats
were so good last night...
But I had the shits all day
from that hot dog.
- That's foul.
- You have no idea.
Speed four?
Absolutely.
You're going down.
Sorry.
Okay, I'm gonna go
out with her, I guess.
- Hey.
- Molly.
I know.
Oh...
Mmm... Tuesday.
So, you call them
days of the week?
No.
Well, yes, but Trip started that.
But there are that many?
No.
Sometimes.
I've never just dated, per se.
I wouldn't necessarily call it dating.
Oh...
What would you call it?
F***ing.
Oh.
- Hi.
- Hi.
Wednesday.
Maybe!
Oh, I don't... I don't smoke.
Shocking.
- Hi.
- Hi.
Please don't do that.
What?
Never mind.
I don't know why
it drove me so crazy,
but I almost said to him,
"Let me leave my keys
setting on the mantel.
Let me screw up.
What's the worst that's gonna happen?"
- You'll be locked out.
- And people do that all the time.
They get back in.
They do. They must.
Or they don't.
Unhelpful.
Sorry.
Oh, that's totally my thing.
What thing?
Everyone has a thing that makes
them attracted to someone else.
You straight girls are into holding doors,
and a hand on the small of your back.
Totally.
That lip thing -
that's... my thing.
What's that look?
Nothing.
Okay.
[Rock music playing,
crowd chatter]
All right, here we go.
Here we go.
Careful!
Never have I ever fallen on my face
and broken my nose twice.
Well, never...
Never have I ever pulled over
on the parkway and shat in a bag.
Prom night!
Never have I ever peed in the hallway
of our apartment building.
- I didn't poop.
- But you peed!
I didn't poop.
Never I ever stripped
in the Halloween Day parade.
Just the once.
It's unfathomable!
Dude, your little boyfriend's here.
What the hell is wrong with you?
Greg totally wants Trip's sweet ass.
- It is a sweet ass.
- That's right.
Why do you think everyone's gay?
I don't think everyone's gay.
I don't think Chloe's gay.
Sweetheart, if I thought you were,
like a second, gay, I'd be all up in it.
Well, now is your chance, Bridge.
- Want to do me in the bathroom?
- Yes.
Stop hitting on my girlfriend.
Oh, were you about to do that?
Didn't think so.
- A**hole!
- F***er!
Hey! Cute skirt.
I'm a 4.
Wow... Shots.
Do you really need that, Greg?
Hells yes.
- Hi.
- Hi.
Hi.
What are you?
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