The Flintstones & WWE: Stone Age Smackdown Page #2

Uh, listen.

He's real sensitive.

Maybe you could

cool down the pejoratives?

He's crying.

I made the Kangasaurus cry.

Hey, mister. He's a Hopparoo.

And you're being downright

mean to him.

Oh, what are you going to do

about it, Shrimpo?

I was gonna ask you

to be less mean.

"Less mean"? Like this?

Yo, check it out, Marble Henry.

He ain't so tough now, is he?

He sure ain't.

That's my beloved pet

you're humiliating out there.

I tried talking nice to you but now I

got to take matters into my own hands.

Oh, boy. Easy, Barn.

Aroo!

Honk. Honk.

Aw!

Honk?

Uh, Fred, little help here?

Looking good, buddy.

I think you got him.

- Is that...

- Barney!

That's right.

I am CM Punkrock.

I am the best

in the prehistoric world,

thanks to my

straight-edge lifestyle...

Oh, this raw fish

business stinks!

You okay, Barn? I've never

seen you that worked up.

I couldn't just stand there and

watch him tease Hoppy like that.

Hoppy, cut it out!

That tickles.

- Best show I've ever seen.

- We should go again.

I'd pay 50 clams to watch

something like that again.

I would pay

any price to see that.

That was a heck of a show, Flintstone.

Heck of a show.

Why, uh, thanks, Mr. McMagma.

A fella could make a lot of clams

with a spectacle like that.

Huh?

Barney Rubble, don't you ever do

anything dangerous like that again!

I don't plan on it, Betty.

Help me up, Marble Henry.

Ouch!

I'm coming to bed

in a minute, Betty.

Just got to brush my teeth.

And for this I went to college?

Psst! Barney.

You scared the paste

out of me, Fred.

I'm aware of that.

What are you doing here?

I couldn't sleep.

I got this

brilliant idea in my head.

We could put on another one of those

crazy matches like you did tonight

and charge folks

to come and see it.

I promised Betty I wouldn't

do anything dangerous.

It ain't gonna be dangerous.

It'll be entertainment,

like a show.

Wow. A show?

I'd pay hard-earned clams

to see something like that.

That's what I'm telling you.

If we do this, we can make enough clams

to take both our families on a vacation.

Betty sure would

love a vacation.

What the heck. I'm in.

Barney,

are you talking to someone?

Nope. Just gargling,

sweetheart.

We just need to find

some more guys for the show.

And I think I know

just where to...

Start.

Yabba dabba doo!

Hey, Cenastone, you really showed

that dinosaur who's boss yesterday.

Oh, that?

That was no big deal.

Are you kidding?

I tell you, if I had moves like that,

I wouldn't be working in a quarry.

Actually, Mr. Flintstone, I don't

plan on breaking rocks my whole life.

None of us do, kid.

None of us do.

Maybe music is my thing.

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