The Five-Year Engagement Page #2
F***!
Come on, Suzie.
Come on, Suzie!
All right, I got it.
I didn't think...
(MUMBLING INCOHERENTLY)
(SUZIE SOBBING)
Take a breath, love.
All right.
Violet and Tom...
GEORGE:
Breathe, breathe.(CHUCKLING) It's okay.
(IN SOMBER TONE) ...are perfect
And I feel
great about it.
And I love you.
(ALL CHUCKLING)
I love you so much.
I love you.
SUZIE:
And, Tom, (IN HOARSEVOICE) I love you, too.
Oh!
(SOBBING) I'm sorry.
TOM:
That's enough. That was enough.GEORGE:
It's all right, love.VIOLET:
It's all right.Amazing!
Are you ready for this?
Have you considered
your finances?
Do you know how many
children you want to have?
Indeed, do you want
to have children?
Where are you going to live? Do
you know each other well enough?
No, you see, the tendency when one
is young is to be rather naive.
One assumes that everything
is going to turn out
like some wonderful romantic
comedy starring Tom Hanks.
But, in reality, the sad fact
is that most relationships
end up like Saving Private
Ryan, or Philadelphia.
Doing a bit of a multimedia
presentation here, so just one second.
(PEOPLE LAUGHING)
ON MIC:
Here we go.Oh, Tommy boy, I've known
you for a long time.
TOM:
Yeah.Violet, you are certainly the
love of his life. Mmm-hmm.
And we use this
moment to celebrate
a new future of
commitment and love.
But not without
first exploring a past.
Here we go.
(SINGING) Jenni Newman, Greta
Kay, Anne Pefia, Lizzie Gray
Kelly Wozack, Dana Gilpin
and Lizzie Gray again
Jill McCarthy, Teresa Nassbaum,
Sally Baker, Big Alice
This Korean, that Korean,
and Lizzie Gray again
Ingrid Pell and my ex Even
though they claimed no sex
Rock and roll and cola wars
I can't take it anymore
Violet didn't start
Tom's fire
It was always burning
and she got the ring on
She wasn't
his first lover
As it turns out
He f***ed some others
Doris Williams...
Okay, that's enough. I think
that's enough, right?
Really?
Yeah, that's plenty.
(DIXIELAND MUSIC PLAYING)
Oh!
Whoa!
Boo! Oh, my God! Jesus Christ!
(CHUCKLING)
Nope. Alex.
You're right, yep. Yes,
I know who you are.
You've got quite
a reputation.
Nice.
(SIGHING) Yeah.
Is that good
or is it bad?
It's mostly gross.
Yeah, just gross stuff.
Yeah.
Yeah.
(SNIFFS)
I'm not wearing
anything.
No way.
No.
That's just
your smell, huh?
Yeah.
Crazy.
Yep.
It's pretty weird.
Yeah.
All right, you know, this
is not gonna happen.
Sorry.
You seem very nice.
No, I was...
It's just not gonna happen. Yep.
I know it.
I agree.
All right, good.
What?
Oh, I'm gonna...
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