The Final Member Page #2
And this is 'As It Happens'.
The world's only penis museum
has not yet managed to secure
even one of a specimen
Mr Hjartarson, why is it
so difficult, do you think
to get a human penis
for your museum?
I've been collecting
for 33 years now
and I'm still waiting
for a human one.
These bodies are all over, you know?
And some of them
are just cut up for... to pieces.
Why haven't I been able
to get a human specimen from there?
Without specific legal permission
given by an individual
you cannot acquire
any part of his body.
Everybody knowing everybody
in Iceland,
this is a sensitive matter,
you know?
Because we are so few
and a specimen would hardly get
to me without the nametag on it.
Nobody would notice if somebody
was buried with one kidney.
Well, he just gave it away,
or we gave it away.
But if he was buried without
a penis, this would be a...
Well, even he or his family
could be a laughing stock, you know?
So this is a part of the taboo
or the fringe
of talking about these things.
The museum wont be completed
until he gets this human penis.
Its like when you have
a series of something
in the series.
Until then, the museum isnt quite real.
People want to build monuments
I think this is also a part of it.
It's his, you know,
chance to do something
and leave
something remarkable behind.
My health has deteriorated
this year.
This is worrying me a little.
Because you start thinking that you
haven't got so many years left.
Siggi told me
that he can not die in peace
unless he has completed two things.
One was to translate a book
by the Spanish monk, Las Casas.
Hes done that.
The other is to get...
a human penis.
Thats why I will do whatever I can
to help my cousin
complete the museum.
of a collection of 34 years.
If I don't get it in the next few
years, I don't know what happens.
ICELAND TODAY:
Good evening, everyone.
It takes guts to donate your private parts
to a public museum.
But thats what Pall Arason,
the famous adventurer, has done.
I have no use for my penis
once Im dead.
- Didnt you have to think this over?
- No.
I never contemplate.
I think quickly.
The first time we met Pall
he started bragging and boasting
about his way with women
and his outstanding
sexual performance.
Pall was getting up there in age
and I asked him
if he had any use for his penis
once he was dead.
He replied "No. "
Pall Arason is an authority.
He's a famous guy in Iceland.
So that would be an extremely
valuable acquisition to get him.
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