The Final Girls Page #2

No, don't be

crazy, Christopher.

We're so happy

you're here.

I'm going to

go popcorn up,

see you inside.

Wow. Your mom

was gorgeous.

I'm sorry. That's a weird

thing to say, isn't it?

Kind of.

It's kind of cool

we get to honor her

memory this way, right?

Um...

Today's the anniversary

of her death.

I, uh...

I don't know what to say.

Me neither.

At least,

I get to see her,

even if she is being chased

by a psycho with a machete.

Stop, stop, stop.

Oh, great.

Hey! What a coincidence!

This is Tyson.

We've been hanging out

and he's so funny.

My abs are like shredded

from laughing so hard.

Anyway, Tyson wanted

to come here tonight

and I was like,

"Oh, my God, no."

But here we are.

So, you win, Tyson.

So, you didn't see

my post about it,

or anything?

No, I don't go on

your stupid Twitter,

which, by the way, has lost

three more followers today.

Anyway, see you

guys inside, okay?

Go.

I'm so wiped from

all these applications.

Even my safety schools,

Stanford and Cornell,

I'm not gonna just

half-ass them, you know.

It's just not my style.

I am lucky that

I even made it out

tonight at all.

Thank you, Adderall.

Where'd Terry go?

Terry? Tyson?

Tyson.

Oh, yeah, he just

got like super-sick

super-fast.

Mmm.

Oh, no, not the

super-sick super-fast.

Max, are they doing this

because it's, you know,

the anniversary?

Yeah, I'm here

for an appearance.

I didn't think you'd...

Come on, Max.

Of course, I would remember.

I have really good memory.

It's not just the Adderall.

Hey, do you want anything?

I'm gonna go get

a popcorn

and then we can

dump M&M'S into it.

That way, every handful is,

like, kind of suspenseful?

Sure.

Hey, Chris, I'm just

gonna have a Diet Coke

and a child-size

popcorn,

but make sure to

dump half of it

into the garbage.

You remember, right?

You know what,

I'm just going

to come with you.

She is the worst.

She's like a

living nightmare.

I can't believe

you used to be

friends with her.

Look, she's probably

gonna pee on him

just to mark

her territory.

Gertie!

Max!

Hey, hey, you came.

Oh, God.

All hail, Max!

Sorry, I don't know why

I worshipped you then,

I'm just excited

to see you.

You're also really weird.

You're very strange and weird.

I can put you down

for the Q&A, right?

After the show,

do a little Q.

No.

And a little A

I'll put you down as a maybe.

Okay, glad you're here.

Oh!

All right.

Hey, guys, we're here!

Whoo!

Someone wake up

Sleeping Beauty back there.

Are we there yet?

You okay?

Yeah.

It all

happened so long ago.

Little Billy Murphy

went to camp here decades ago.

And he was always picked on

for being different, ugly.

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