The Female Brain Page #2

Synopsis: What makes a woman swipe right for Mr. Wrong? Sofía Vergara and Whitney Cummings star in this fresh, witty look at the science behind our romantic missteps.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Whitney Cummings
Production: IFC Films
 
IMDB:
5.6
Metacritic:
41
Rotten Tomatoes:
27%
NOT RATED
Year:
2017
98 min
738 Views


- Yeah. Yes.

Right. Yeah, no,

you're right.

I didn't use that actually

'cause I -- I like my hair.

It looks..

It looks cool.

It looks disheveled and..

...it makes me feel

dangerous.

Like unpredictable..

"Who -- who is that guy?"

- Like, "What's -- what's

his story?" You know?

- No.

"What's he up to?

I don't trust him.

I don't trust him."

I like it.

I feel like I look like

Bo Duke from

"The Dukes Of Hazzard."

I don't even know

who that is.

You don't know

"The Dukes Of Hazzard?"

You don't get

"The Dukes Of Hazzard"

in the UK?

No.

Well, maybe it was

my American accent.

Y -- you don't know

"The Dukes Of Hazzard?"

You've never heard of

"The Dukes Of Hazzard?"

The Duke boys?

They get in the car

and they jump!

And they jump around.

They -- they ju..

They get in their little..

Oh! Oh!

- Looks like the Duke boys

are up to no good!

- That's not my voice.

- You've never seen that?

- That's not how

British people talk.

- You say

"Dukes Of Hazzard."

- "Dukes Of Hazzard."

"Dukes Of Hazzard."

I don't want to get

my hair straightened.

One, 'cause I like

the way it looks

and I'm a guy,

I have a girlfriend.

- It doesn't even matter.

Who cares?

- Yeah.

Well, my dad does

because it's his

60th birthday this weekend

and I think he would

appreciate a sleek...do.

- Yeah?

- Yes.

If your dad cares about

the way my hair looks

I will give him

a million..

I'll give him

a blowj*b.

I will get a rocket

and go shoot him and I

into space,

and I will give him

ten blowj*bs in space.

If your dad gives

a f*** about my hair.

Hey? Zoe?

And here is Zoe and Greg.

They've been together

a year, married a year.

Babe.

Just because you scored

33 points last night

doesn't mean

I'm getting back

in that bed with you.

You know it's really

not that impressive.

I put a ball in a hoop.

I play a sport invented

for children.

Hey, I have to go to work.

And you have to

ice your balls

or whatever

you do all day.

Yeah, why do you

work again?

I'm a professional

athlete.

Technically

I could support both of us

and like 20 other people.

Well, because this isn't

the 1800s, okay?

I contribute to society.

I'm my own person

with your last name.

Which you..

What are you..

Just give that to me.

Are you okay?

You're doing that thing

where you give me

your stuff to do

and don't actually

let me do it.

I'm sorry.

It's just work.

When humans are

under stress, the brain

releases cortisol

a chemical involved

in the response.flight

But female brains

can reduce the secretion

of cortisol

by organizing things

and getting obsessed

with details

which allow her

to feel in control.

Now, a couple

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Neal Brennan

Neal Brennan (born October 19, 1973) is an American comedian, writer, producer, and director. He is known for co-creating and co-writing the Comedy Central series Chappelle's Show with Dave Chappelle. By the end of the second season, it was ranked as the most popular Comedy Central show. It premiered in January 2003 and continued until 2006. more…

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