The Escort Page #2

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to say.

Okay.

But I feel like

I can imagine

what our baby

would look like.

Oh, wow.

That's amazing.

- They would be really cute.

- Really good-looking.

- Yeah.

- And smart.

Where's Mitch?

Um, are you familiar

with IBS?

Sure, you can buy me

a drink.

Good to know.

Is that how you treat

a lady who shows interest?

You asked for a free drink.

You didn't show interest.

Were you expecting a blow job

right out of the gate?

Offering something

would indicate more interest

than asking for something, so...

You don't want to get

to know each other first?

Before I buy you a drink

or before the blow job?

Fine, I'll start.

My name is Victoria,

and I moved here

two years ago

after I graduated

from Stanford.

I'm currently reading

a book on Gandhi.

I continue to sleep

on my stomach,

no matter how many times

my chiropractor

tells me not to.

You shouldn't do that.

And I call bullshit

on anyone

suddenly becoming allergic to

gluten in the last five years.

Liars.

You must be MsJuicy34.

What?

From the, uh,

sex app, Climax.

So you're not here

to have sex with me?

Uh, I don't know

what you're talking about,

but, um...

it's 1,000 for the hour,

3,000 for the night.

You're a hooker.

I didn't peg you.

I'm an escort.

Yeah, you escort men's penises

inside you for money.

F*** you.

Look, you're barking

up the wrong tree, all right?

I couldn't afford you anyway.

Well, then maybe dress

in your tax bracket

and don't come

to swanky hotels.

For your information,

this is all H&M,

and I'm here

to meet a girl.

Yeah, from a sex app,

pervert.

Pervert?

You're the hooker.

Escort.

Is your name even Victoria?

What do you think?

For what it's worth,

everything else I told you

was true.

Yeah, even the Stanford thing?

Everything.

All right.

How are you?

Fine.

I need the obituary

for Dr. Filler

and Elaine Ackerton.

Yeah, got that right here.

Um, Filler, Ackerton.

There you go.

I can always count

on you, Mitch.

And hey, can you stop

by my office in about ten?

I want to run

something by you.

Yeah, sure. Is it

about getting new computers?

Because I think

that would really...

boost morale.

There is no easy way

to say this,

but you know

how you're currently

an employee of the company?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, yeah, I do.

You're not going to be

when you leave this office.

Um, but you just said

everything was all right.

Interesting. No.

I just needed you

to come to my office,

and I didn't want you to think

I was firing you.

But I'm the best journalist

you have on the team.

You even said

to me last week,

"Mitch, you're the best

journalist we have on the team,"

so I'm just a little confused

as to--

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