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l gotta go. See you tonight. Okay, bye.

What are you doing?

You won't be needing

those anymore.

l will if l don't pass.

Nick, we passed

the day we were born.

Accept it, man.

We don't live in the real world.

We don't have to.

lt's for those dumbfucks over there.

You're such a people person,

you know that?

Hey, what's going on with Hailey?

This childhood sweethearts thing--

that's getting kinda old, man.

You're crazy about her, right?

God help me, yeah.

Yeah, l am.

ls she crazy about you?

Yeah. No.

Yeah yeah yeah, of course she is.

Then God help your AmEx.

You're actually gonna have to do

a day's work. That's funny.

That is really hilarious.

Well, when that happens,

l'll let you know what it feels like, pal.

Oh oh yeah!

Oh oh oh!

l hope you never get to hear this.

But if you do,

if this all goes wrong,

l want you to know that l did it

to make things right.

Just to make things right.

l love you.

Aren't we getting a little old

for these family vacations?

l mean, being out in the middle

of nowhere is fine when you're 1 2,

but the novelty's

kind of wearing off.

Well, you still have to have your little poker

night before the girls are even

- allowed in the door.

- Apart from our homecoming queen.

- Thank you.

- Hey, we're out of beer there, hotshot.

- This do instead?

- Yes.

- That does very well.

- Whoo-hoo!

Oh, there we go.

This is what you're gonna do.

This is what you're gonna do.

This is what you're gonna do.

This is what you're gonna do.

Man:

lt's a shitty color.

- What?

- This brown is like dark blue

or gray-- it's ugly.

- lt's charcoal.

- No no no, it's not.

- lt's charcoal?

- lt's charcoal.

- lt's charcoal.

- Yeah.

But the best part is l can't see

your house from here.

- Well, Bob's late.

- He wouldn't be Bob if he was on time.

He's been that way since

fifth grade, you know that.

The kids are gonna get here

before him, you know?

At least we'll have

some time with them.

How's work going?

Safe, for now. You?

Well, you know.

lt's work.

lt's good.

Oooh, yikes. Look at that.

- What? lt's a watch.

- Yeah.

Even in a shitstorm you come up

smelling like a rose.

What's your secret?

You bend the rules and l just

squeeze the sh*t out of them.

You win big, you lose big,

that's what l say.

What am l gonna tell you?

You know what? We're on vacation.

No more work talk.

- Good. Sure, don't bring it up again.

- All right.

l just heard a loon.

Bob's here?

What do you think you're doing?

Hey, are you deaf?

What are you doing?

l'm waiting for someone.

Waiting for somebody.

Okay, who are you waiting for?

You.

Where's your boat?

l didn't see the boat.

Hey, Avis, this is great.

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