The Edge of Seventeen Page #2
I was like,
"I know, Darian. I know.
What does mom expect, you to win
people over with your personality?"
Hey, so, uh,
just a heads-up,
but yesterday when you were giving
your lecture, you were like,
"oh, blah, blah, blah and then the
north seceded from the union."
You meant to say the south seceded. You
accidentally said the exact opposite.
I didn't want to raise my hand and be all,
"excuse me, these kids are pretty confusable."
Just thought maybe
you'd want to know.
Oh.
Hey.
- Great catch.
- Yeah.
Now, I know that it was a long lecture
and you probably don't recall,
but, uh, was there any point during
it when you thought to yourself,
"gosh, I wonder what it's like
to actually have a life?"
No.
No, I was too concentrated on how
you were effing the whole thing up.
Well, I understand that. But just know
that I haven't given up hope. Not yet.
Okay.
Hey.
Hey.
I like your sweatshirt today.
It's nice.
Thank you.
Where'd you get it?
The little sweater...
The-the sweatshirt.
I... i... I don't know.
I don't... I don't remember.
Coolio.
Yep.
Yeah.
I don't know where
that came from, but...
- What's his name?
- Erwin Kim.
I don't know him. You'd freaking love him.
He's adorable.
So are you gonna
hook up with him?
No, not like that.
Like pathetic adorable.
in a baby bjrn.
Oh! Oh, good, good, good, good.
I caught you. I'm so glad.
Oh! Do you like this dress?
Does it look bad? I think
it looks kind of bad.
It's kind of poofy and...
I don't know.
Do my arms look bad?
No.
Yeah, you don't sound very believable,
and you're making me nervous, Nadine.
Your upper arms
are breathtaking.
- Where are you going?
- Well, it's last minute,
the-the dentist one,
and he asked if I wanted to go
to Manzanita for the weekend,
and I thought, you know what?
I deserve to be a little
selfish once in a while, so...
Is that one of the, um, match.
Com guys? Yeah.
You should go for
as long as you want.
Very funny.
I'm gonna be back on Sunday.
Okay.
Just in time to surprise you.
I tried to call Darian, but he
must be in his AP study group.
Uh, I can...
I'll tell him.
Be good.
- Mm-hmm.
What?
Dibs.
Huh?
- Dibs, dibs, dibs.
- What are you even saying?
Mom's f***ing a dentist in Manzanita for
two days, so I called dibs on the house.
Ew.
Bye.
You are so sick for
saying it like that.
Mom's b*obs are jangling around a
dentist's face. See it, Darian.
See mom's titties all up
in that dentist's face.
He'll love that you have all
of your teeth in your mouth.
- Ooh, that should work.
- Yeah!
No way.
Where are you going?
Darian!
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