The Dyatlov Pass Incident Page #4

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2013
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But since we can't see him

and trains don't run here,

we're trying to find a ride

to a town called Vizhay,

where we'll begin our hike.

You know, I'm not sure we should have

sent Jensen to be our American emissary.

That guy could restart the Cold War.

Okay, so these guys say

that there is a local bar

just down this way

that we should check out,

because a couple of the locals

might have family in Vizhay,

so we might be able to hitch a ride.

Sound good?

- Cool.

- Let's go.

A bar sounds good to me.

You took us the wrong way, man.

I did not! This is the way

he said we should go!

Oh! That's what I'm talkin' about!

- Oh, yes, a bar.

- Jensen one, Andy zero.

- Oh, look at that.

- You can't take your dogs inside.

Looks like you're going home alone.

- That's hilarious.

- Boomtown!

Hey, Holly, you know why there's

no drunk driving in Russia?

- No.

- Ta-da!

Hey, hey, we should take a picture!

- Come on.

- Yeah.

Yeah, I got a timer on my camera.

Only if we can do "thug life" on three.

If that's so, I insist.

- Let's go.

- Let's do it.

- Okay, one...

- Cheese.

Two, three.

- West Coast, thug life.

- Let's do it.

Do you speak English?

- Of course.

- Ha!

- Something to drink?

- Yes, please.

Jensen, we're looking for a ride here.

We are young, attractive

people in a foreign land,

and we would like a drink.

Where you going?

Vizhay.

Now, about that drink...

Vizhay? What for?

We're making a documentary

about the Dyatlov Pass Incident.

Oh.

Then you must try this.

- Oh.

- Oh.

- Oh!

- Whoa, he's got something.

See what you've done now?

- What do we got?

- VIP, gentlemen.

Oh, come at me, shot.

It's 'cause you're with me.

- Oh, it's a shot?

- Oh, God.

You're with me, so you get

special treatment. That's why.

Can I get a cigarette with mine?

Yeah, I think there's plenty around.

What do you think, Holly?

The unmarked bottle of doom.

- Dusty bottle.

- The rape bottle.

- Yo.

- Shh, shh.

- Oh, my God, do you smell that?

- Yeah.

- Oh, God, no.

- It stinks.

- Just... just...

- It stinks.

- Maybe not so full.

- Fill it up.

That is big.

Let's do it.

Okay, should I pass 'em around?

Wait. Wait. Wait.

- Oh.

- Oh.

- Hello.

- More?

Okay.

Oh, God. It's gonna be messy.

- It's college all over again.

- It's about to get messy up in this b*tch.

- Can we take?

- Please.

- Gentlemen.

- Thank you.

- Come at me, shot.

- Get on me, shot.

To the success of your trip.

Thank you.

- Um, nostrovia.

- What?

Well, I may not know anything

about the people or the culture

or the history or the women of Russia,

but I did my homework

on good bar etiquette, so...

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