The Dukes of Hazzard: Reunion! Page #2
- TV-PG
- Year:
- 1997
- 90 min
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Sometime ago, a big-city developer
by the name of Jo Max came to town...
...and offered to build
COOTER:
Theme park?BO:
Jo Max?Shoot, even the name sounds like
a big shot.
JESSE:
She is.-She?
Jo stands for Josephine.
Her name is Josephine Max.
- And they call her Mama Max.
-So, what's the catch?
JESSE:
They're gonna build it in Hazzard Swamp.
Oh, wait a minute,
won't that ruin the swamp?
Yeah. And in order to get to it.
they have to go across our property.
So Mama Max sued me
for access to the swamp.
Hey, wait a minute.
She can't do that, can she?
And folks are very unhappy about that.
They want those jobs and that money.
- And I'm the one preventing it.
-But they mustn't destroy the swamp.
That swamp has been a haven for wildlife
- That's right.
COOTER:
It sure has.Now, they've called a press conference
to make some kind of announcement.
- What about?
JESSE:
And Boss Rosco is--- Boss Rosco?
-Boss Rosco?
- What?
JESSE:
Well, yeah.Since Boss Hogg died,
Rosco inherited his whole empire.
BALLADEER:
So now old Rosco wearstwo hats, sheriff and boss commissioner.
And Cletus is now chief deputy,
driver and dog nanny.
Rosco tries hard to run things
just like Boss did: crooked.
ROSCO:
Ladies and gentlemen.
Today, our honored guest
is a famous developer.
Now, she doesn't need any introduction,
...Miss Mama Jo Max.
BALLADEER:
Rosco and Mama Maxare tangled together thick as kudzu.
Thank you, fine citizens
and neighbors of Hazzard.
I wish to tell you today
that on Saturday...
...we are gonna sign the lease
for 99 years for Hazzard Swamp...
...where we will develop and build
a magnificent theme park.
[CROWD CHEERING]
Even though our good neighbor,
Mr. Jesse Duke...
...has denied us access across his land.
WOMAN:
Oh, no.MAN:
Jesse.[CROWD GRUMBLING]
MAX:
We are gonna havethat theme park...
...even if we have to build a causeway
over the swamp.
[CROWD CHEERING]
However, that would mean at least
a three-year delay.
[CROWD GROANING
AND BOOING]
MAX:
Now, let's just get onwith the celebration. Rosco.
- Now, boss? Now, boss?
-No, not now, you lug nut.
Now, I have had a wonderful idea.
I was just thinking. what if
we had an overland moonshine race...
...like we used to have with
the famous General Lee of the Dukes?
You know. And I have convinced
Miss Mama Jo Max to sponsor a vehicle...
...to race against for the $1000 prize.
[CROWD CHEERING]
Of course, we all know that
the General Lee is long gone.
What do you mean, long gone?
General Lee's family.
And he's been stored
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