
The DUFF
(5.00 / 1 vote)After that comes fear.
- What's after fear? What's after fear?
- Bargaining.
You gotta get me out of this.
I'll make it worth your while.
- Finally, acceptance.
- Well, we all gotta go sometime.
And just like that,
local celebrity to
the 40-and-over self-help crowd,
all-around rock star and occasional mom.
All right, let me tell you something.
I was in the depression stage
about my ex,
but I combined my ex with "depression,"
and I got "expression."
knock the boys out,
I'm gonna look like
Hillary Clinton, Mom.
I know, right?
Okay, kids, enjoy your party. I love you.
I have another seminar to prep for.
- Okay, bye.
- Bye.
- I love your outfit.
- Caitlyn, can you make sure
you get a shot of the desserts?
Jess, hair's looking good.
She needs a blow-out.
Here, Kelly, take the blue ones.
They're sugar-free, and I know you're
trying to watch that kind of thing.
What?
You've got to be kidding me.
Wesley?
Caitlyn.
Hey, Mads.
Really? With this?
Does she have to film everything?
Wesley, I'm what's known as pre-famous.
My life is an audition for reality TV.
So, yeah, I need
to chronicle everything.
That was a good take for me.
Get a wide shot too.
Hey, Caitlyn, take five.
Thanks.
This is why we are not dating, okay?
Because you, my friend,
are a juvenile dipshit.
- I could be dating college guys,
- Yeah.
Or famous people, or 30-year-olds.
That sounds like an awesome
episode of Dateline.
Fine, I will.
Come on, man.
Guys, I don't see Toby.
- I don't know where Toby is.
- Come dance with us.
Do you think he didn't come?
- Party pooper.
- No, no, guys, I don't dance.
Come on, B. Come on, B.
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