The DUFF Page #3
Here, Kelly, take the blue ones.
They're sugar-free, and I know you're
trying to watch that kind of thing.
What?
You've got to be kidding me.
Wesley?
Caitlyn.
Hey, Mads.
Really? With this?
Does she have to film everything?
Wesley, I'm what's known as pre-famous.
My life is an audition for reality TV.
So, yeah, I need
to chronicle everything.
That was a good take for me.
Get a wide shot too.
Hey, Caitlyn, take five.
Thanks.
This is why we are not dating, okay?
Because you, my friend,
are a juvenile dipshit.
- I could be dating college guys,
- Yeah.
Or famous people, or 30-year-olds.
That sounds like an awesome
episode of Dateline.
Fine, I will.
Come on, man.
Guys, I don't see Toby.
- I don't know where Toby is.
- Come dance with us.
Do you think he didn't come?
- Party pooper.
- No, no, guys, I don't dance.
Come on, B. Come on, B.
- No, no, no.
- Yeah, you do. Come on, you dance.
You do. Come on.
- Come on.
- Okay.
- There you go.
- Hey.
- Hey.
- Look at those moves.
- See?
- Oh, man, all this dancing,
made me so thirsty.
I'm gonna get a drink.
B, really?
Let you get away
Now, don't go away
My darling, don't go away
Hey, Billy.
- No, just Bianca.
- Jesus.
Looking very handsome tonight.
Why, thank you.
Having fun at the party?
Yeah, actually, your girls
are looking incredible out there.
When I told them that you were here,
their eyes filled with this, like, sparkle,
you know, with, like, childlike wonder,
and then they just started
dancing together.
- It was kind of beautiful.
- Yeah, it was.
Do they do other things together
that I might be able to join in on
or just watch?
I'm kidding. Not kidding at all.
Tell me everything.
Yeah, it's actually not my job
to give you pervy intel
- on my best friends, but thanks.
- Well, I mean, it kind of is, though.
People ask you questions
about them, right,
because that's your job as their DUFF.
Sorry, as their what?
DUFF. D-U-F-F.
Designated Ugly Fat Friend.
What did you just say to me?
It's not like a big deal, okay? I mean,
like, every group of friends has one.
The one who doesn't look as good,
thus making their friends look better.
The one who's approachable
and easy to talk to,
because no one's trying
to get in their pants.
And if you don't know
who it is, chances are it's you.
Say when. Say...
Okay, look, I didn't mean it
like that, all right?
The DUFF doesn't always have to be
some heinous beast, all right?
Take a look at Robin.
Robin's, like, super cute.
Okay, but her friends are super hot.
Oh, God, that is
such a guy thing to say.
Guys can be DUFFs too, okay?
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