The Drawn Together Movie: The Movie! Page #4

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Oh, how emotionally invested l am

in you staying safe and remaining alive.

As would anyone watching us right now.

(CELL PHONE RlNGS)

-Oh, no.

-Don't you dare answer that.

-lt's shabbat.

-But it's work!

lt must be important

if the boss is calling today.

l don't care if it's Moses himself.

Do not answer that.

Uh, l'll be right back.

(HUMMlNG)

Dude, l'm not turning

your lights on for you again.

No, my cell phone.

Just hit the green button so l can answer it.

l don't see why you

don't just answer it yourself.

lt's forbidden!

God's going to know you asked me to do it.

-No, he won't.

-Of course he will.

Well, then he'll appreciate my

cleverness in getting around his laws.

Now hit send before it goes to voicemail!

Fine. l'll do it.

But first, you need to say you accept

Jesus Christ as your lord and savior.

What? Are you insane?

Look, l'm not the one

trying to fool the Almighty here.

Now say you accept Jesus Christ,

and l'll answer your phone.

(GROANlNG) Oh, fine!

l accept Jesus Christ as my

lord and savior. Happy now?

Yep. Now you can answer

your own damn phone.

You're a f***ing dick, Eddie!

(GROANlNG)

Hey, boss.

You lied to me, Jew Producer.

What? Uh, no, l would never...

You told me after l canceled

Drawn Together, you erased them!

But l did! l swear!

Then how come the network

just got a call from one Foxxy Love

asking why no one told

them they were canceled?

Busted.

By keeping them alive,

you've put us all in great jeopardy.

-Let me explain...

-Too late for that!

l am sending a friend of mine

to pay them a little visit.

A friend?

Yes! The lntelligent Smart,

Robot Animation Eraser Lady!

Otherwise known as l.S.R.A.E.L. !

She will erase them all, forever!

(DRAMATlC MUSlC PLAYlNG)

(CHUCKLES)

Please, enjoy the rest of your Sabbath.

Oh, no. This is bad.

l need you to start my car, Eddie.

The network keeps transferring me around.

Nobody want to tell me nothing.

l can't believe we've been canceled.

l thought our ratings were pretty good.

No! No! Without the distraction

of the cameras,

l'll have nothing to keep me

from hearing the voices in my head!

Cut their throats and drink

the children's blood, Wooldoor.

Their youth will be your youth.

(DRAMATlC MUSlC PLAYlNG)

Oh, Molly, hold me!

(CRYlNG) Cup the balls.

-l'd cup.

-(HERO MOANS)

lf only he'd ask.

Oh, who the hell took our goddamn timeslot?

The Suck My Taint Show?

Let me info this.

...and taint sucking,

starring the loveable,

poignant Suck My Taint Girl.

We got canceled for that?

Uh, attention, houseguests.

Tonight's competition is...

Get in my f***ing trunk, or l will shoot you!

Yeah, we know we've been canceled.

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