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gay experience.

I met a hillbilly

by the name of Wilbur.

One night, I was dreaming

that I was getting a blow job,

and instead,

it was the real thing,

and Wilbur was blowing me,

and just before I came,

I woke up, and I go,

"What are you doing?"

and he said,

"Well, doesn't it feel good?"

and I go, "Yeah. It feels good."

He said, "Well?"

I said, "Well, keep on going,"

and then we kept having

this relationship

because he blew great.

He was like a summer breeze.

Ha ha!

I went to Vietnam

in October of 1966.

I first went to Saigon,

and a few months later,

they shipped me up to Da Nang,

OK, up by the DMZ,

and that's where

we got into action...

and then in February of 1967,

there was the first

rocket attack

on the Da Nang Air Force Base,

and 90% of my fellow soldiers

were killed.

So what happened is,

I went from being a Goldwater

conservative in 1964

to a McCarthy peacenik in 1968

because if we're not

gonna win the war,

why should all these young kids

get killed and die for nothing?

We lost 50,000 people over there

because they wouldn't

let us win it.

So if you're not

going to win it,

let's get out and end it.

I married Carmen

in 1967 in October.

We wanted to get married

before I went to Vietnam,

but my in-laws said no

because they were hoping

I didn't make it back.

Soto disappoint my in-laws,

I lived through the Vietnam War

and came back and married her.

BIFULCO:
My father didn't

want me to get married at all.

My relatives despised him,

but I got married.

These are the pictures

from my wedding...

October 21, 1967.

Got married at St. Rita's Church

in Brooklyn.

The whole neighborhood

was there.

MAN:
Forever and ever

Want to let you know

There was a big thing

at the end.

It was terrible.

My priest wanted to annul

the wedding that night.

Annul it.

The night of the wedding,

we almost broke up

because we had a fight

over the wedding money.

The father wanted me to pay

for part of the wedding.

So we got into a big fight,

me and Carmen, that night.

So I took the money

and just threw it at him

and walked the f*** out.

[Sirens]

TERRY:

Ha ha ha!

BIFULCO:
I went home one night.

Everything was gone.

My kitchen set was gone.

My engagement gifts were gone.

"I left. Go to your mother."

That was it. Ha!

WOJTOWICZ:
Carmen and I broke up

June 20,1969.

That's when the first man walked

on the moon, Neil Armstrong,

and then they had the Stonewall

riots on June 26, 1969,

and that's what they call the

birth of the gay movement, OK?

So the gay movement happened

at the same time

that the guy walked on the moon

and I walked on Carmen.

So it logically follows that

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