The Disaster Artist Page #2

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Come on! Come on!

-All right, uh.

-Mountain top, right now!

Is rain, it wind going...

Are you-are you mad?

Uh, know you not that, uh, yon

yon iron bar is a

swift conductor?!

Pray, touch the bell,

pull there.

Uh.

Uh, are you frantic?

Are you frantic?

Never touch bell-wire

in a thunderstorm!

Oh, wow.

Nor ring a bell of any sort!

Wow!

How this guy?!

Wow!

Thank you.

Wow, everybody got lucky today.

You don't have to pay

for this performance.

Thank you. You're welcome.

Very much.

Tommy, that felt

f***ing amazing, man!

There you go,

now you're acting, Greg.

I would like Shakespeare.

Whoa.

How uh, how often

you play football, Tommy?

I love football!

You love it?

It's nice to play.

Yeah, I agree.

Great American game.

Okay.

Got it here.

You ever been to

Los Angeles?

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, once uh,

when I was little.

And my mom took me

down there.

It's like, best two

days of my life.

Los Angeles...

everybody want to be star.

All the pretty boys.

They're lining up

for the big shot.

Just uh,

just have to get lucky,

I guess.

No.

No.

It's not luck, Greg.

Greg, you have to be the best.

You have to be

the best you can be.

And never give up.

Whoa.

What are you--what are we

doing here? What?

Okay.

All right.

Touchdown!

Touchdown!

-Touchdown!

-Touchdown!

This is a cool f***ing

building, man.

How long have you lived here?

Must ask you again,

don't talk about me.

Not to class...

not to anybody.

Yeah, no, of course.

This is it.

Okay.

Come in.

Can go in there.

Maid on vacation.

Wha-?

Uh, Tommy, where uh,

where you from?

From New Orleans.

Oh, no, like, uh,

like originally?

Hey, that one, you know,

Louisiana.

Okay.

The accent threw me off.

What accent?

You want Redbull?

Thanks.

Wh-when was this taken?

Few years ago.

Really? You just...

You look so young in it.

Wow.

Look at that.

Don't be smart guy.

Oh, sorry, man.

Why don't you sit down, relax?

Yeah, yeah, no, that was...

my bad. I didn't mean to...

Looking all my stuff.

Yeah.

Sorry.

A little bit nosy guy.

Yeah.

Uh, so, uh, what-how'd

you get into acting?

Oh.

It always been dream.

Long time.

Yeah?

But I ignore it.

Then one day

I get into accident.

What happened?

Guy run red light.

And smash.

Whoa?

Very bad for Tommy.

I almost die.

But then I survive.

Whoa.

It was like, wake up call,

you could say.

Yeah, definitely.

After that, I stopped doing

all the other things.

And I...

go back to my dream.

And everybody say,

"you're such crazy guy.

you're so stupid guy."

I said, "I don't care."

I do it.

Yes.

I know I can do it.

I get that.

With me,

everything changed with

Home Alone.

Oh, you...

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