The Dictator Page #2
Aladeen! Aladeen!
Death to the tyrant!
Looks like we need
to find a new double.
Because this one is
You know, I don't know
if he's going to get better.
Oh, he's not going
to recover, sir. He's dead.
Send his wife some
in a cellophane wrapped box.
Delicious.
We're going to send
your wife some almonds,
Chocolate covered
versions of these,
Maroush, I think I dropped
an almond in his head.
Can you take it out?
What I don'! want to do is
send the body to the family
and then they discover
an almond in his head,
and they say,
"Why is there an almond in his head?"
Take it out,
Clean it!
How am I gonna eat that?
- Don't eat it.
- Oh, Maroush!
Listen, everything
is gonna be just fine.
I don'! want you to
worry about anything.
Yeah, how 'bout looking in my eye
when I'm speaking to you?
It's very rude not to look at somebody in
the eye when they're talking to you.
It's okay. Don't worry.
We shot the wrong man.
I can fix this. I have a new
plan. We need to find a new double.
be manipulated completely.
I think we found
what you are looking for.
You think this man
looks like me?
You have
a very ig barn.
You mus! have
many happy goats, hmm?
What the f***
does that even mean?
Uncle Tamir,
this thing is an idiot.
What makes you think
he can do the job'?
May I remind you that his only real job is
to be shot in the head.
Very well. Put him
through the process, okay'?
Clip his nails,
file his teeth,
bleach his skin,
and shorten the penis.
Megan! Megan!
You now have herpes.
Megan, you were
worth every penny,
You were super hot,
ls my jet ready'?
Yes, but do you
want to stay the night?
You know, I really
want to do some cuddling.
No. Your time is up,
I have to be
with the Italian Prime Minister tomorrow,
Okay. Maroush,
give the goodie bag!
Thanks,
I trust
everything is in there,
as your manager requested'?
Katy Perry said she got
a diamond Rolex.
That's because she let me
Aladeen in her face.
Okay.
Right. Are you sure you don'! want
to stay for some cuddles?
- No.
- But, please,
I really want
someone to cuddle.
Breaking news now.
Just moments ago,
the U.N. Security
Council voted
to authorize NATO
unless Admiral General Aladeen
agrees to address the U.N. in person.
And now the world waits.
What will Aladeen do next?
Next. No, no, no. No. Boring,
boring. Come on. Come on.
Beloved Oppressor,
I have just received disturbing news,
Welcome
to the Munich Olympics.
Shalom?
0y vey!
Supreme Leader,
the United Nations
demands that
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