The Devil's Rejects Page #2

I'm coming to get ya.

You can't run forever.

You're gonna have to stop

somewhere, sometime, and when you do

I'm gonna be there to put the wrath

of the Lord up your ass.

Poopy, don't go!

God damn it,

stop calling me Poopy!

- But, Poopy...

- Leave me alone, woman!

- I want my Poopy! Poopy, no!

- Leave me alone!

In an attempt to help the Ruggsville

Police Department,

we here at "News Update"

would like to show you

these mug shots of the suspects

known to have escaped

during the raid earlier this morning.

100. 150.

184 bucks?

What?!

- Candy!

- What?

Candy, come on down here!

Come on, cut that out.

Turn it off.

Candy, come down here!

- Come on down here!

- All right. Sh*t.

What?

This is bullshit, baby!

What is this?

What do you want me to say?

It's a slow f***in' night, boss.

All them farmers want is

a quickie hand job and boom!

10 dolla!

Get back on their tractors,

save the real f***ing for the sheep.

Jesus, Candy, you gotta figure

a way to hook 'em in.

You gotta hustle

that p*ssy.

Find a new angle and you might

attract a higher clientele.

Yeah, well, I've been

thinking about that.

I was thinking about something spacey

like that "Star Wars" sh*t.

You know, them losers wanna

f*** Princess Leia, right?

I'd f*** her.

Thank you.

I don't know, you start messing

with that spacey sh*t,

and you'll really bring out

some sick b*tches.

They all wanting

to pretend they're robots.

Last thing I need is horny robots

running around, tripping over sh*t.

Droids... boss,

they call 'em droids.

Whatever.

I still say it's risky.

Wong's Hong Kong Gardens,

this is Mr. Wong speaking.

Cut the sh*t, Charlie.

It's me, Cutter.

I got a serious meltdown

going on down here

and I need a place to cool out,

so I'm coming down.

F***, man, I don't think it's such

a great idea, you coming around here.

I am coming down... now.

- Whoa, ho... hold it!

- F***.

Hold it!

F***!

Man, I don't see him.

Sh*t, where the f*** is he?

Jesus! Can we get

over this already?

I mean, I just don't

find it funny anymore.

I don't know,

it's still pretty funny.

- I'd say so.

- I hate to be the one

- to tell you I told you so...

- Then don't.

- But ridin' a mechanical bull

is not as easy as it looks.

Technically, she had

a pretty good ride...

until tragedy struck.

Hey, the lesson here is

that tube tops are not the proper attire

for bull riding, Glory.

I agree with you.

You gonna have to put a harness

on them little suckers, honey.

Her "tig bitties"

were flappin' around...

My titties don't flap!

They looked like two raccoons

in a gunnysack fighting to get out.

- Oh, Adam, shut up.

- When her top fell down,

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