The Curiosity of Chance Page #2
Deuce for instance,
being a corruption of 'deux',
meaning two consecutive exchanges
needed to win.
Now 'love' is either a vulgarisation
of the word 'l'oeuf'...
Please, your dorkiness
was already established with
the top-hat and cane.
Look,
Heretic can't see over
to this backstop.
Which means
I don't have to hit a stupid ball
against a wall for 45 minutes.
So fascinating!
Heretic?
Coach Hera.
The troglodyte
from sex-reassignment hell.
Really?
She was a he?
In actuality,
who the hell knows?
in my made-up reality,
yes!
I'm Chance.
Your reality just might fascinate me.
Twyla.
And your pasty-white legs
definitely repulse me.
If the shorts weren't so dark,
the contrast would be lessened.
Ergo, my legs would not appear
so falsely pale.
You don't have many friends,
do you Chance?
I just moved here.
So far, I hate it.
Not likely to change.
Chance Marquis,
please report to Administration.
Now.
Admin's that way...
Chance Marquis...
Vice Principal Ophelia Smelker.
As disturbing in-person as she
appears in her photos,
and quite possibly the most odorous human
I've ever encountered...
and not in a pleasing way.
Remove the hat, please.
Looking over your file here...
Transfer records, report cards,
personal items.
Why aren't you enrolled
in our mixed choir?
Uh, polyps.
I beg your pardon.
Polyps. On my vocal cords.
I can't sing until they heal.
What about surgery?
It's against our religion.
Which is...?
Not to be discussed.
among other things,
instances of misbehavior,
insubordination and episodes of...
channelling deceased torch singers,
such as:
Rosemary Clooney, Dionne Warwickand Ethel Merman.
Care to explain that one?
I'd rather not, it's personal.
And quite frankly,
I don't remember because
I'm not 'au courant' when it happens.
There's one thing you will have to explain:
your locker.
Destruction of school property
is a severe offense.
As it should be.
But my question to you would be this:
what branch of logic do you cleave to
would destroy my own locker?
The first day of school
especially for transfer students.
V-P Smelker runs a tight ship here
at Brickland High.
Her tolerance is low for wiseacres.
And even lower for weirdoes.
CAPEESH?!
I was unaware that overweight women from the
Eastern block used words like 'capeesh'.
Then Mrs. Zito split us into groups.
I'm in the 'Alligators' for math and science.
And where do the Alligators rank?
Starts with an 'A', Sir. Duh! Tippy-top.
Outstanding. Excellent!
What's that doing on the table?
Chance wore it to school today.
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