The Crew Page #3

...you know....

how does that Sinatra tune go?

Regrets, lve had a few.

I only have one.

As you get older...

...things that happened 30 years ago

seem more real to you...

...than things that happened today.

hello. yeah.

So, are we going to dinner or what?

Yeah, its late. Its almost 5:00.

Friday night, without exception...

...was our night to get together

and go out on the town.

All right, its not the Copa.

We got till 5:
30 for free soup.

hey, Pancho!

-Gentlemen.

-Yeah. We love you.

Sweet potato.

hows it going, pal?

Come on.

hey, hows it going?

Come on.

Lets go. Come on.

hey, hows it going?

Just like the old days.

hi, sweetheart.

Best seats in the house, gentlemen.

-hows it going?

-Okay, mister.

Okay, here we go.

Youre joking, right?

I would have waited

to talk to you about all this later, but....

What are the choices?

Double rent increase, or if youre willing

to leave by the end of the month...

...theyll give you $500

as part of a relocation fee.

Un-frigging-believable.

We didnt even get any soup.

Where the hell are we going to live now?

I wish I had died when I got this.

Dont open your shirt.

Bats, weve all seen it.

In a restaurant?

An inch further to the left

wouldve ended this suffering.

Bats!

Better off dead.

And dont give me any argument.

hey!

We would have been better off dead!

You!

Youve got to agree with me.

Im going to rip that hose

right out of your nose!

Im gonna do you a favour.

Your Jell-O eating days are over!

We like Jell-O...

...sir.

heaven.

Just the way I pictured it.

All right. Im awake already.

What am l?

Where am l?

Nastu McKnickers.

Mouths going to take every dime

of the $500 moving money...

...and spend it on lap dances with Ferris.

his prerogative.

Forget about it.

I got an idea.

-What do you think?

-Wait.

You thought of this idea exactly when?

When I was unconscious.

Thats when I came up

with the Lufthansa heist...

...when those two guys,

I forget their names...

...tried to suffocate me

with a dru-cleaning bag.

-Fat Pauly and Sal The Stick.

-Thats them.

You know Fat Pauly left the bysiness?

Rents Jet Skis in the Tampa-St. Pete area,

very successful.

The guy was truing to kill me.

You think I care what he wound up to be?

he always liked you, Joeu,

except, you know, that one time.

You really are half a moron.

Would you two scavootz

cut the byllshit for one minute?

-Fine.

-Fine.

You wanna talk business,

lets talk business.

-Fine.

-Fine.

Fine. What are we going to need?

A shotgun, 1-gauge.

That messes up a guys face very good.

This shotgun, it cant be traced.

Forget about it. I know a guy.

You want something small,

medium, or large?

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