The Con Is On Page #3
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- 2018
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of a large charitable organization.
Irina was engaged
in a similar activity,
and we decided
to fundraise together.
We made a good team, and we
worked together tirelessly.
Day and night, actually,
raising money for the orphans.
[exhales]
[Harry] We persuaded people to
make some very generous donations.
But sadly, she was
rather difficult to work with.
After Monte Carlo, I didn't plan
on seeing her again, and I didn't.
Until Istanbul.
[tanbur music playing]
I had no idea she'd be there.
I was taken
completely by surprise.
[man] Well, you didn't
seem too upset to see her.
Not from where I was sitting.
[Harry] I had no clue
they were setting you up.
Oi!
[man]
I went to jail for three months.
Harry!
You utter tart.
She's not after you
solely for the cash.
She's pursuing you
with romantic intent.
I don't know. It's possible.
What's the difference, anyway?
- Well, I'll tell you, my sweet.
- Hmm.
It's called "taking one
for the team," remember?
- Well, it's your turn, now.
- Oh, no. It's not possible.
- And why not?
- I couldn't guarantee your safety.
She can't bear
that I married you.
She wants you dead.
Eh?
Mmm. That's why
we've got to pay her back
and stay
the f*** away from her.
Forty f***in' grand
ain't gonna get us far, is it?
- It's a start.
- It's a drop in the ocean.
Oh, yes. Of course.
- [man] What?
- [Harry laughs]
Yes. Yes, yes.
- What, what?
- Time to visit that b*tch you married.
You do realize I still owe her for bailing
me out of that jail you landed me in.
Not to mention the ten grand
I borrowed last time I saw her.
She won't remember that.
I mean, this time
it could be an emergency.
You could need a new kidney.
How much do those go for?
Maybe it's heart surgery
or a brain tumor.
[man] There she is. The whore of Basildon.
Jackie f***in' Harlow.
When I married her, she was
Tiffany Wheeler from Essex.
Actress/chatroom whore.
You were an idiot to marry her
in the first place.
I was off my tits.
It was the longest
three days of my life.
Eventually, she abandoned me in
some nightmare called Tenerife.
Darling, I'm going to
get my nails done.
- [Harry] Is that the husband?
- [man] F***in' weirdo film director.
- [Harry] Successful?
- [man] Very.
Hans?
There's dog poo everywhere,
and I don't want the gardener
to have to clean it up.
- Can you do it? One, two, three.
- [Harry chuckling]
Oh, dear, bless.
[Harry] We need to call her,
arrange a meeting. Lunch, dinner.
- Get us invited to the house.
- "Us"? Don't you mean me?
- She f***in' hates you.
- What? She's never even met me.
Fine, you call her.
[man] Well, the last
time I called her,
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