The Comedian Page #4
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Take advantage of it.
Your father would've known
how to do that.
"Miller the Killer" I'd call him
because your old man would kill
to get me a gig.
Yeah. Yeah. He loved it
when you called him that.
It killed him when you stopped.
Come on.
Hey.
Hey.
What are you doing here?
Happy Thanksgiving, baby.
Thanks.
You said you weren't coming.
I flew in last night.
Uh...
Get in the car.
I'll take you to work.
I'm just gonna take the train.
It's freezing.
Get in the f***ing car.
I'm already... No. No.
I'm not gonna take a limo
to the soup kitchen.
I'm not gonna do it.
Goddamn it. Follow us.
Yes, Mr. Schiltz.
Jesus, it's 80 in Boca.
Well, then go home, Dad.
I need you to come back.
That what you wanna hear?
I don't wanna hear anything.
The place doesn't work
the same without you.
Those old people are not happy
because you're not there
to take care of them.
We found something
you're good at.
Why walk away from that?
See. That's what you do.
Don't say things like that.
That's not nice. Don't...
I meant it as a compliment.
It's not a compliment.
How is that a compliment?
You make me seem like
I'm some kind of
problem that needs to be solved.
0Or like I can't figure things...
You are a problem.
I'm not doing this on my block.
But I love you.
That isn't love.
Oh.
an arrangement with the court,
so you can finish
community service in Florida.
You can't do that without me.
You can't do that without me.
What's in New York for you?
You got cheated on.
You got dumped.
So what?
You got arrested.
So what?
These are not signs of success
in this city.
Go home, Dad.
Hey.
A week from Monday's my birthday
and you're having dinner
with me.
No ifs, ands or buts.
You got it? Because
You are my sunshine
My only sunshine
You gotta be f***ing kidding me.
You make me happy
When skies are gray
Don't sing.
You'll never know, dear
How much I love you
Okay to dinner.
No singing. No more singing.
Please don't take
My sunshine away
is not a gift!
I want a gift too!
Here he is.
The prick who came in
from the cold.
Place looks good.
It smells a lot more Jewish
than before.
Heh. Hey, Jay. You know
my famous brother, Jackie Burke?
How you doing?
Hi, Jay.
Probably needs money.
I need to talk to you.
I was right?
Jesus, I was kidding.
Oh.
So you need money?
No, it's fine. I'm fine.
Just doing my community service
over at the Apostles Mission.
I was in the neighborhood.
Thought I'd say hello.
Community service?
I saw the f***ing video.
How could you let a heckler
get to you like that?
It wasn't about the heckling.
It was the goddamn camera.
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