The Comebacks Page #3
With my new boyfriend
And... lover.
Oh, please,
This is just another one
of your rebellious stunts
Trying to make me mad.
It's not a stunt, Dad.
It's just me
having a boyfriend...
Who happens to be black.
See you later.
Black boyfriend.
Damn!
All right!
Any walk-Ons?
Hey, Coach.
Name is Vince.
I'm just a bartender from Philly
Whose only dream
is to play ball.
It's all I got left
After I lost my job teaching
and my wife left me.
Like my alcoholic father
used to say before he passed on,
"A man can only take
so much failure!"
I promise to give you
everything I got.
What do you say, Coach?
I say you can add
"Did not make the football team"
To your list of woes.
Now beat it, buzzkill.
Okay, ladies, show time!
Offense, hit the line!
Defense, give 'em hell!
Let's see what you boys got!
Not you.
FIELDS:
All right!
Hike the damn ball!
I suppose we don't have a quarterback.
All right!
Still don't have a quarterback.
Any other positions
we need to fill?
We need a kicker.
Can I be kicker, Coach?
I'll steam up your wiener
And stick it
between my buns.
Oh.
That wiener.
Yeah, this is great.
Middle of Bumfuck, Nowhere.
How am I gonna find
an all-American quarterback?
If you build it, he will come.
If you build it, he will
Come...
Who will come?
Your father. Your dead father.
My father's not dead.
I just spoke with him
this morning.
You got to be shittin' me.
Is this 314 Bentley Road?
No, this is 314 Bentley Drive.
F***ing MapQuest.
I've got to get G.P.S.
Anyway, I know a quarterback.
His name is Lance Truman.
You'll find his ass
on the baseball field.
Lance Truman?
Yeah.
Name's Lambeau Fields.
New football coach
over at Heartland.
Word on the street
Is that you're
a damn good quarterback.
Yeah, my dad wants me
to focus on baseball.
Sorry, Coach.
Let me talk to your father.
He needs to know that
you're wasting your gift here.
All right, listen, could we
just drop the football thing?
My dad's made up his mind-
Baseball's my future.
Then prove it-
Strike me out.
Are you serious?
Your best pitch.
You got some wood?
No. But I did on the way
over here, though.
Sometimes when I'm driving,
I like to prop a cup of coffee
In my lap, and there's just
something about the hot steam
Against my knuckleballs
That really, you know...
Just makes old Charlie hustle.
Yeah, that kind of wood.
- Right.
- Right.
That's it. Thought for a second
I put everything I had on that.
It's time we go talk
to your dad.
Got a good feeling
about this year.
By the way, where's
the closest hospital?
Uh... County General. Why?
Oh, no reason.
I'm just gonna pop in there,
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