The Comebacks Page #2

Synopsis: Lambeau Fields lives a middle-class lifestyle in America along with his wife, Barb, and a gorgeous daughter, Michelle, who he has brought up as a son. Lambeau is a failure and has virtually given up on his career as a football coach. Then his friend, Freddie Wiseman, encourages him to re-enter this field, and he does so by re-locating to Plainfolk in Texas and joins the Heartland State University. It is here he will meet some of the most pathetic players, and quite disillusioned he goes about to find new-comers. He finds a kicker in Jasminder Featherfoot, provided of course, he keeps her involvement secret from the rest of her family. Then he finds Lance Truman, whose drag queen dad has brought him up more like a tom-girl. With these additions and others Lambeau sets forth to include his team in the next Super...Er...Toilet Bowl 2 series, and it is here that he will find that Lance fumbles a lot; Barb is not quite faithful as she seems; he will soon be in jail for Indecent Exposure; Mi
Genre: Comedy, Sport
Director(s): Tom Brady
Production: Fox Atomic
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
4.2
Metacritic:
25
Rotten Tomatoes:
9%
PG-13
Year:
2007
84 min
$13,329,782
Website
156 Views


Then it's gonna hurt again.

Now, I need to get this team

down to a 32-Man roster,

Which means some of you ladies

are gonna be cut.

Starting with you, you

- And you.

- Hey, Coach, we didn't even

Get a chance to play yet.

If there's one thing

I can spot, it's talent.

Coach, we're the only players

on this team who can play.

Wait, man, how do you

think you get these?

- Huh?

- EBay.

Maybe next year, guys.

Thanks for coming out.

All right, let's see if I've got

Anybody else out here

worth a damn.

Randy Randinger!

- Here, Coach.

- Where?

Right here, sir.

I'm ready to give it my all.

I'll do whatever it

takes to make this team.

Refill the waters,

get fresh towels...

Buff everyone's helmet.

Oh...

That helmet.

I thought you were talking

about something else.

Good. We got a towel boy.

Next-

Buddy Boy Jones!

All right! I got me

A big, mean son of a b*tch!

I wouldn't

hurt a fly, Coach.

Football is war, son.

You got to be a killer.

Ow!

I'm telling on you!

Next, ACL Tear!

It's pronounced "Aseel," sir.

Aseel Tare.

ACL Tear. Got it.

It says here you rushed for

a thousand yards last season.

Keep it up,

you could turn pro.

Hope so, Coach.

Nothing can hold you back.

Except an unforeseen

career-Ending injury.

What are the odds

of that happening, ACL Tear?

It's Aseel, sir. Aseel Tare.

Got it. ACL Tear.

Right there.

Is that a radio I hear?

No, that's just I Pod.

Whoa!

God, what a retarded

ass retard.

Hey!

I don't ever want

to hear that word again!

You're talking about a person,

A human being!

Come here, son.

He may be a

moronic cretin,

A drooling mush head,

A short bus-Riding,

window-Licking

Spaz-Ass simpleton,

But he is not a retard.

If there's one thing

I do not tolerate,

That's disrespect.

Okay, I Pod.

How'd you like

to be my assistant?

Yeah.

Let this be a lesson

for all of you.

You judge not,

lest ye be judged.

It's time someone

gives this man a chance.

To once and for all

show that-

Okay, that's enough.

All right, get him off me.

Get him off me.

Here comes Trotter, here comes Trotter.

Here come who?

Trotter, Trotter, he's a star.

Touchdown, Trotter, touchdown.

What's this all about?

What's it to you, old man?

This "old man"

is your new coach.

I want you suited up

In two minutes,

or you're off my squad.

Looks like we

gonna have us a problem, then.

You know that, right?

Figurin' out what

to do with the other

Minute and 99 seconds.

Let's get something

straight, Trotter.

I don't like the ego,

I don't like the flash,

I don't like that...

my daughter is

Coming out of your limo.

Damn!

What are you doing in there?

Just, um, getting

a ride to school

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