The Comebacks

Synopsis: Lambeau Fields lives a middle-class lifestyle in America along with his wife, Barb, and a gorgeous daughter, Michelle, who he has brought up as a son. Lambeau is a failure and has virtually given up on his career as a football coach. Then his friend, Freddie Wiseman, encourages him to re-enter this field, and he does so by re-locating to Plainfolk in Texas and joins the Heartland State University. It is here he will meet some of the most pathetic players, and quite disillusioned he goes about to find new-comers. He finds a kicker in Jasminder Featherfoot, provided of course, he keeps her involvement secret from the rest of her family. Then he finds Lance Truman, whose drag queen dad has brought him up more like a tom-girl. With these additions and others Lambeau sets forth to include his team in the next Super...Er...Toilet Bowl 2 series, and it is here that he will find that Lance fumbles a lot; Barb is not quite faithful as she seems; he will soon be in jail for Indecent Exposure; Mi
Genre: Comedy, Sport
Director(s): Tom Brady
Production: Fox Atomic
  1 nomination.
Rotten Tomatoes:
84 min

Well, someone's name is Scruffy.

Scruffy was your dog

when you were ten. I...

See, honey, this is exactly

what I'm talking about.


Sorry, wrong number.

That was the police.

They're looking for the parents

of a girl named Michelle.


Don't worry, sweetie.

We're gonna get through this.

Honey, that's not Michelle.

Michelle Fields,

You have been charged

with property damage,

Robbery, arson,

indecent exposure

And being

an insatiable cock tease.

That got a lot

of hits on YouTube.


I hereby sentence you to rejoin

The USA Gymnastics Team.


Why would you do this to me?

Hey, Tommy B.

Yeah, Lawdog here.

Listen, I wanna put 50 grand

on the US womens gymnastic team

To win the gold in Beijing.

Thanks, buddy.

Oh, shit.

I have my reasons.

This is all your fault!

Oh, sweet Jesus.

How could this happen?

It's okay, Coach,

it's all right.

We'll get through this.

We're getting a ticket!

I knew that was

a loading zone!

So Coach took the job

At Heartland State and made

a promise to his family

That he wouldn't forget 'em.

- Wait! Wait a second!

- Dad, wait up!

- Dad!

- Coach!

#You take one down

You pass it around#

They settled in Plainfolk, Texas.

A sleepy little town,

So cozy that it didn't even

have a traffic light.

#No more bottles

of beer on the wall #

Coach Fields was

back in the game-

But this time, he really had

his work cut out for him.

Welcome to your

first practice, gentlemen.

Hope you're ready for the worst

six weeks of your life.

I'm gonna do things

to your bodies

That are cruel,

painful and unnatural.

I'm gonna ride your ass

Day and night.

I'm gonna make you bleed

From places that you've

never bled from before.

It's gonna hurt bad.

It's gonna hurt deep.

Then it's gonna start

to feel good.

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Submitted on August 05, 2018


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