The Comebacks Page #2
Then it's gonna hurt again.
Now, I need to get this team
down to a 32-Man roster,
Which means some of you ladies
are gonna be cut.
Starting with you, you
- And you.
- Hey, Coach, we didn't even
Get a chance to play yet.
If there's one thing
I can spot, it's talent.
Coach, we're the only players
on this team who can play.
Wait, man, how do you
think you get these?
- Huh?
- EBay.
Maybe next year, guys.
Thanks for coming out.
All right, let's see if I've got
Anybody else out here
worth a damn.
Randy Randinger!
- Here, Coach.
- Where?
Right here, sir.
I'm ready to give it my all.
I'll do whatever it
takes to make this team.
Refill the waters,
get fresh towels...
Buff everyone's helmet.
Oh...
That helmet.
I thought you were talking
about something else.
Good. We got a towel boy.
Next-
Buddy Boy Jones!
All right! I got me
A big, mean son of a b*tch!
I wouldn't
hurt a fly, Coach.
Football is war, son.
You got to be a killer.
Ow!
I'm telling on you!
Next, ACL Tear!
It's pronounced "Aseel," sir.
Aseel Tare.
ACL Tear. Got it.
It says here you rushed for
Keep it up,
you could turn pro.
Hope so, Coach.
Nothing can hold you back.
Except an unforeseen
career-Ending injury.
What are the odds
of that happening, ACL Tear?
It's Aseel, sir. Aseel Tare.
Got it. ACL Tear.
Right there.
Is that a radio I hear?
No, that's just I Pod.
Whoa!
God, what a retarded
ass retard.
Hey!
I don't ever want
to hear that word again!
You're talking about a person,
A human being!
Come here, son.
He may be a
moronic cretin,
A drooling mush head,
A short bus-Riding,
window-Licking
Spaz-Ass simpleton,
But he is not a retard.
If there's one thing
I do not tolerate,
That's disrespect.
Okay, I Pod.
How'd you like
to be my assistant?
Yeah.
Let this be a lesson
for all of you.
You judge not,
lest ye be judged.
It's time someone
gives this man a chance.
To once and for all
show that-
Okay, that's enough.
All right, get him off me.
Get him off me.
Here comes Trotter, here comes Trotter.
Here come who?
Trotter, Trotter, he's a star.
Touchdown, Trotter, touchdown.
What's this all about?
What's it to you, old man?
This "old man"
is your new coach.
I want you suited up
In two minutes,
or you're off my squad.
Looks like we
gonna have us a problem, then.
You know that, right?
Figurin' out what
to do with the other
Minute and 99 seconds.
Let's get something
straight, Trotter.
I don't like the ego,
I don't like the flash,
I don't like that...
my daughter is
Coming out of your limo.
Damn!
What are you doing in there?
Just, um, getting
a ride to school
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