The Coed and the Zombie Stoner Page #3

Synopsis: When a nerdy sorority girl falls in love with a zombie, it's only a matter of time before a zombie apocalypse is unleashed on campus. The sorority girl discovers that weed is the cure--now she must smoke out the entire school before it's too late.
Genre: Comedy, Horror
Director(s): Glenn Miller
Production: The Asylum
 
IMDB:
3.7
UNRATED
Year:
2014
91 min
Website
221 Views


But Rigo's really cute.

Of course! Marijuana mixed with hybrid DNA -

to keep her strong and young.

Buns your searches Chrissy.

You do not smell the dead.

Is that kurpitsapiiraan fragrance?

It is a blend of nutmeg, cinnamon and Old spice.

I got the recipe many years ago when I dated Julia Childs.

Rigon substance is injected into the sebaceous glands.

On both sides. He is a neat young man.

He used floss after every meal.

Have you ever bitten anyone?

One of the very unfortunate incident -

occurred in a nightclub in 1986.

It was Christmas Eve, and Rigo went to a nightclub.

Young woman cast her eyes on him -

and wrapped him captivated. Rigo bit the woman.

Woman bitten someone else, and everyone started to bite each other -

until the nightclub was full of zombies.

The new wave of music died because of Rigon -

and he no longer afraid to go out.

He is afraid of purevansa someone, if nervous.

So he lives here.

Does he eat people?

No, only in laboratory rats.

But they will die anyway.

Marijuana is the decisive factor.

It dilutes Rigon blood lust.

Whenever he makes a mind to indulge in -

he gets raw chopped liver. It's his favorite food.

But he is so endearing.

Oh my God, this is terrible!

Are you off the upset simply because he is dead?

It does not matter whether he is a zombie. He is not the sort of brotherhood.

If I do not find the kind of brotherhood in the next 24 hours -

I lose my scholarship.

My heart, I would already be lost.

If not, then ...

Chrissy! I do not wait to get rid of this.

For the cream on one condition.

What is the face of that effort?

Huhuu? Texts, texts.

Ladies and gentlemen, here speaks Professor Hagfish.

I have important things to notice in this week's events -

Ziering University.

Vilkaistaan rooms.

It's perfect.

The first event is -

be the second annual lingerie running.

Dismantled clothing will be donated to charity.

And then the annual beauty contest.

The winner will receive -

kaksitehoruiskeen Dr. Daniels, a plastic surgeon's office.

I participated in the races themselves.

It is a pathetic case is finally gone.

Will Chrissy still my lesson and he gives a hand treatments?

I do not. And then put it back.

- I do not. You know the rules. - I want to introduce one person.

- He's talking to himself again. - Come on in.

- What the f***? - This is the Rigo Fabian.

The newest member of ZBE Brotherhood and my boyfriend.

That dude needs the sun.

Votes are given, and the school's cutest couple is -

Christina Chrysantemum

ja Rigo Fabian.

"ZBE is now the most popular Brotherhood Ziering University's history."

I look like a real moloplt.

It is time to put an end to this power couple.

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