The Coed and the Zombie Stoner

Synopsis: When a nerdy sorority girl falls in love with a zombie, it's only a matter of time before a zombie apocalypse is unleashed on campus. The sorority girl discovers that weed is the cure--now she must smoke out the entire school before it's too late.
Genre: Comedy, Horror
Director(s): Glenn Miller
Production: The Asylum
91 min

Chrissy? Do you have a menkat?


I have to tell the world.

There is no real F*ck.

Pull them out.

Nobody has menkkoja. Red is the color of the food ...

Did someone say something? I'm not talking vajakkikielt.

I speak horopersiaa.

O-l-e-t-t-e s-y-v--l-t-.

You can not even having the cheek.

You do not hang out with the Brotherhood types, -

but muhinoitte with plumbers.

They were full of guys sexy.

They should not tamper with vessojamme pillujamme.

Or do you paskannatteko pimppinne through?

- You do not hear swallowing, Bunny. - I'm on a diet.

Hit yourself in the appearance, so I do not need.

And you're with the sister of the municipality, in order to avoid losing the scholarship.

But in each of your scholarship is in danger.

You, you and you. The equation is simple.

Deittailkaa Brotherhood of the law, then you will stay.

Otherwise, I hit you with a fist pussy and I will cast you out of my house, -

which I got from my mother 18-vuotissynttrilahjaksi.

Look, I got a new boyfriend.

You are so cute, PJ. I love you.

If you do not get a new boyfriend within the next 24 hours -

you will sell your egg cell, so that you can continue your studies.

You will have to sell pimppinne.

I do not even have an egg cells.

Then you can f*ck all sink into the fingers.

Get the finger, and then do it again, horot!

"There is no egg cells. Pimpissni do not have anything."

Who boys dating for me? They think that I have menkat.

- I can not get out of here ever. - Terrible emergency pee!

I am forced to pee.

- Hello? Brad? - Get us out of here.

- I gotta get to pee. - Injuring as the urine.

- How to deliver you? - Open the latch.


Advances have tosissanne.

- Well? - I could not to date her for you, even if I wanted to.

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