The Cobbler Page #2

Oh, boy.

Wow.

What the hell?

It's the stitcher.

Oh, my God.

He's dead! He's dead!

He's dead!

Whoa!

I'm a woman.

Ooh. No, I'm not.

No, I'm not.

Ten and a half?

Yeah.

Nice.

Yep, that's them. Great.

All right.

Sorry about losing the ticket, pal.

Don't worry, everybody does.

I put taps on the front and back.

Beautiful.

How much?

That's 12 bucks.

You got it.

You look familiar.

You an actor or something?

Uh, no. TV reporter.

Yeah. That's right.

Uh, from New York One. Yeah.

The guy with

the two first names.

Yeah.

Danny Donald.

Danny Donald. Wow.

My mother watches

you all the time.

Yeah? That's great.

You look like you,

but you're a little different.

You like that?

You like being on TV?

It's great.

I love going to work.

I'm a lucky guy.

Yeah.

Here, it's my card.

Oh, yes.

Tell your mother I said,

"Thanks for watching."

Oh, yeah.

Thanks again.

Yeah, I will.

Hello.

Can I help you?

Uh, what time do you close?

6:
00. It's on the door.

Okay.

You want a haircut?

No. I have to go now.

Okay.

So go.

Good-bye, Jimmy.

It freaking works.

I can't believe it.

He had no idea who I was.

I could be anybody I want.

This is great.

I'm gonna hang out

in the Chinatown.

I have an accent.

I have an accent.

Nice!

Ten and a half.

Got some big feet there, kid.

I'm big boned.

Thank you.

Welcome, sir.

Where's the bathroom?

Ah, yes. To your left

and down the stairs.

Park it.

Okay. Thank you.

Excuse me.

Yeah?

What size are your shoes?

Ten and a half. Why?

Gimme them.

What?

Give me your shoes.

Are you serious?

Yes, I'm real serious.

I don't believe this sh*t.

Wow!

Whoo!

Bye-bye.

Whoo!

Mmm.

Oh.

What is this?

Yeah, those are for you.

Oh, so pretty.

I knew you'd like them.

How was your day, Maxie?

It was good.

It was really good.

It was the best day

I've had in a long time.

Good.

You work so hard.

How was your day, Ma?

Uh, better, now that

my tateleh is home.

Yeah.

Hey, Ma, let me

ask you something.

You ever wish you

were somebody else?

No.

I'm your mother.

That's all I ever wanted to be.

But if you could do

whatever you wanted to do

what would it be?

Um.

Have dinner with your father.

That would be nice.

That would be really nice.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

How are you?

Good. How are you?

Very good.

Good. Emiliano wanted

me to drop these off.

What does he want done?

Whatever they need.

Well, it's a 10 and a half.

I could clean 'em up for you.

Okay.

Mmm, looks like

they need new soles.

Sounds good.

Here you are.

Thank you.

Okay, thank you.

Hey, man.

What can I get you?

I'll have a light beer.

No light beer.

Here is the beer list.

And here is our cocktail list.

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