The Clapper Page #3
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- 2017
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hanging out with you people.
Oh, yeah. That's why I gotta
find a backup
before we're all dead
and clapping.
CHRIS:
No, I don't wantto be laughing and dead.
I don't even want to be
a part of that group.
That's not a thing.
You can't.
We ain't gonna make no money
laughing or dead.
ANNOUNCER:
FromHollywood, California,
it's the Jayme Stillerman Show.
- [BEEP]
- IDA:
Eddie, it's your mother.We saw you on the TV
talking about your juice thing.
I'll tell you what
I really think.
not so good on it
- because the lights...
- [BEEP]
Ma, hi, it's me.
IDA:
We saw your show!I keep telling ya, Ma,
these ain't my shows, okay?
- IDA:
What?- It's two in the morning there.
Why are you calling me
right now?
How on Earth
do some of these ideas
ever make it on television?
Take a look at this.
Okay, Gladys told you this?
How did Gladys tell you this?
She can't speak English.
It's a spoon, a fork and
collapsible plate all in one,
and you don't have to wait
for anything ever?
That's the best invention.
It's three-dimensional.
EDDIE:
Ma, the whole reasonI moved out here was to move on.
That's what I'm doing.
JAYME:
Where's De Niro?Thanks, Ma, but I'm telling you,
these ain't my shows.
I just get paid to clap.
Sometimes I ask a few questions,
but I blend in.
That's what I do.
I blend in.
And the acting?
This guy's incredible.
I'm not depressed.
Take a look at this.
Are you trying to tell me,
for no money down,
I can buy a house?
JAYME:
Where's Scorsesewhen you need him?
Ma, I gotta go.
And that mustache.
And then, as we're going
through the show,
my producers and I are thinking,
"Hey, doesn't this guy
look familiar?"
without slip.
Grip with no slip!
Can we freeze on that
for a second?
And bring back
the previous one.
Put a mustache on
the clean-shaven one. Ta-da!
I don't know about you, Spider,
but I'm definitely seeing
a resemblance here.
tapes, we keep seeing this guy.
Look, it's him.
That's him. And that's him.
In case you thought our
audience member skills
were limited,
he kicks butt too!
I mean, this guy's everywhere.
All right,
anybody with information
leading to the identification
of this person,
who we are officially
naming The Clapper,
please get in contact with us.
We need to know
who this man is,
and we need him on this show.
Spider, take us out.
[APPLAUSE]
If Louise
finds out about this,
work again, you know?
She flips out if you wear
the same shirt twice.
You saw what she did
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