The Clapper

Synopsis: 15 minutes of fame destroys the life of a man who works as a clapper in television.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Dito Montiel
Production: Momentum Pictures
 
IMDB:
5.1
Metacritic:
21
Rotten Tomatoes:
30%
R
Year:
2017
89 min
88 Views


By the way,

you said that perfectly.

You nailed that line,

and you looked good.

You guys were very good.

Best audience money can buy.

That place is nice, right?

Yeah, you're gonna...

you're gonna love it there.

Sign up.

So if I wanted to get a place

for, like, like just...

No money down.

Not one penny.

MAN:
No money down! Yeah! Sorry.

Just from the show, right?

- ALAN:
Yeah, you were listening.

- That's great.

He's a candidate, that guy.

Listen, you know, I just come

by here to grab a bite to eat,

take it home with me,

long day at the office.

I don't mean to bother you

or nothing.

I'm asking Alan Thicke.

Is it really down there?

Tell you what, the food's

taking a little while, okay?

But here's what's gonna happen.

If you guys don't shut up,

I'm gonna kill ya.

And I'll hurt your friend.

Have a nice day.

CHRIS:
How much gas do you need?

EDDIE:
Well, you never know.

CHRIS:
You just got

a quarter tank.

I think you just like

going to this gas station.

EDDIE:
I'll be right back.

- Hi, Judy.

- Hi, Eddie.

Hey, so, um,

I'll do four dollars and...

[SPEAKER CRACKING]

- Four-fifty.

- Pump three.

I saw Chris earlier.

[STATIC]

Um, sorry, the speaker's broke.

I saw Chris earlier.

Oh, Chris?

Yeah, he's in the car.

Gas can.

Oh, he had a dog with him?

- What?

- [SPEAKER CRACKS]

A dog?

I can't hear you.

- Um, sorry.

- I can't... What?

The speaker's broken.

The... Can you hear me?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, if you go over there

by the pump,

you can hear me better.

- Back here?

- Can you hear me now?

- Okay.

- But I can hear you.

- Right here.

- It's broken every other day.

Yeah, you're right there.

You said Chris has a dog?

He walks his friend

Walter's dog, yeah.

He's an optometrist.

At least he says he is,

but I don't know.

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Dito Montiel

Orlandito Montiel (born July 26, 1965), better known as Dito Montiel, is an American author, screenwriter, film director and musician. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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