The Change-Up Page #3
Oh, steer for me.
Mitch, come on, buddy.
Let's make it to the game in
one piece, don't you think?
Want to try that?
This Fiero, unfortunately, is airbag-free.
It's a work
day tomorrow.
Come on.
All right, I'll take one hit.
Oh! What the...
You motherf***er!
Let's just focus
on the driving.
Just say no, Reagan.
God, why would you do that?
Well, we're driving.
God!
This is a car carrying a lot of speed.
This is terrible.
Hit the steering wheel.
I'm going again!
(ALL CHEERING)
Whoo! Drink!
I'll drink to that. All right!
That was a strikeout.
Huh, what's going on?
It is good to see you again.
It's good to see you,
too, Dave.
What's going on
with the women, huh?
I've been seeing a number
of very, very nice ladies.
I got some pictures.
Wow.
That is Tatiana.
Tatiana.
What's her last name?
It's Tatiana Calls-me- at-three-in-the-morning-
and-wants-to-f***-stein.
Who gives a sh*t what her last name is?
(LAUGHS)
Mitch. Reminds me
a little bit of Sabrina.
Yeah! Wait,
who's Sabrina?
Sabrina. She's this...
(EXHALES FORCEFULLY)
She's this new law
associate at my work.
She's so hot.
Oh, Mitch, is she hot. Uh-oh.
She's like fall-out-of-a-magazine
hot, you know?
I bet she's number one
on your cancer list, right?
What is that?
Come on, you know what that is.
What is that?
Every married guy
has a cancer list.
you'd have sex with
if your wife suddenly
died of cancer.
That's f***ing sick.
Come on.
That's the mother of my children.
Oh, I know.
But I'll play.
Yes, she'd be at the top of that list.
It's like a gift.
Yeah.
(LAUGHS) But I interrupted you.
Tell me about this one again.
God, last week,
Tatiana, she comes over,
she's wearing this
tight black mini-dress,
and you know
what she says to me?
Tell me slow.
No, nothing.
do at 3:
00 in the morningis fucky, fucky,
rubber ducky.
This chick is insatiable!
She wants it in every
position under the sun.
God, you're so lucky.
We do the Wheelbarrow,
the Arabian Goggles,
the Lonesome Dove,
the Arsenio Hall,
the Jelly Donut, the Pastrami
Sandwich, the Wolfgang Puck...
And let me tell you something,
no man is that hungry.
What? I don't even
know what these are.
You're married. You're married, Dave.
That's true.
Anyway,
and it gets so intense
that my nose starts bleeding.
Come on.
This is Dracula,
Anne Rice-type sh*t
happening right
in front of me.
Good for you.
When all is said and done, when we
finish up, and the dust settles,
she looks up at me,
and she says,
"Mitchell, next Tuesday,
I am coming back here,
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