The Cabin in the Woods Page #3

It's the least I could do..

since Curt and Jules

sold you to me for marriage.

They're not subtle.

Well, I'll just be flattered

and keep it to myself.

Yeah, I'm not looking for..

But, I'm still grateful

that you're not a creep.

Hey, let's not jump

to any conclusions there.

I had kind of an internal

debate about showing you the mirror.

Shouting on both sides.

Blood was spilled.

So, you're bleeding internally?

Pretty bad.

Well, Jules is pre-med.

You should probably talk to her.

Okay.

Wow.

Yeah, I don't think so.

Places everyone.

We are live.

Engineering, we got a room change.

Polk is now in two, McCrea is in four.

Operations, do you copy?

We need a scenario adjustment.

Miss Lin.

We've got the blood work

back on Louden. Her levels are good.

But we're recommending

a fifty-milligram bump..

of Rhohyptase to increase libido.

- Sold. - Do we pipe it in,

or do you wanna do it orally?

Ask me that again, only slower.

You're a pig.

Guess how we're

slowing down cognition.

I don't know.

The hair dye.

Dumb blonde. Very artistic.

Works its way into the blood,

through the scalp. Very gradual.

Chem department keeps their end up.

I'll see it when I believe it.

Control?

- Yeah, go ahead.

I have the harbinger on line two.

Oh, Christ. Can you take a message?

I don't think so. He's really pushy.

To be honest,

he's kind of freaking me out.

Okay. Put him on.

Mordecai, baby, what's happening?

How's the weather up top?

The lambs have passed through the gate.

They are come to the killing floor.

Well, you're doing

a great job out there.

By the numbers, man.

You got us started off just right.

So, we'll talk to you later, okay?

Their blind eyes see nothing

of the horrors to come.

Their ears are stopped.

They are the gods' fools.

Well, that's.. how it works.

Cleanse them. Cleanse the

world of their ignorance and sin.

Bathe them in the crimson of..

Am I on speakerphone?

No. Absolutely not.

Speakerphone, no.

No, I wouldn't do that.

Yes, I am. I can hear the echo.

Oh, my God. You're right.

Hang on one second, I'll take you off.

That's rude.

I don't know who's in the room.

Fine. There. You're off.

Thank you.

Don't take this lightly, boy.

It wasn't all by your numbers.

The fool nearly derailed

the invocation with his insolence.

The ancient ones see everything.

And they will not be..

I'm still on speakerphone, aren't I?

Oh, my God. Mordecai.

I can't believe it. I did it again!

Mordy?

What happens next?

Oh! That's cold!

How cold? Is it worth it?

Come on, Jules. Life is risk.

Yeah, I might just risk

lying out in the sun for a while.

Boo.

Hey, what is that?

- What?

In the lake, right there.

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