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Synopsis: John and Dean Solomon may have Ph.D.s, but they're socially inept after their widowed father home-schooled them in Antarctica. When their beloved dad falls into a coma, they hatch a plan to revive him using a positive emotional shock - giving him a grandchild. They find a surrogate mom through Craig's list - she's Janine, a penniless local musician, with a large, intimidating boyfriend, James. The pregnancy gives the Solomons nine months to learn to be parents. In a side story, John pursues Tara, a neighbor who takes care of their dad when John and Dean are out; but she has no interest in John. Can the boys keep Janine and James happy, keep dad alive, and learn to be dads?
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Bob Odenkirk
Production: Screen Gems
  1 win.
 
IMDB:
5.3
Metacritic:
32
Rotten Tomatoes:
15%
R
Year:
2007
93 min
$900,926
Website
339 Views


The times we had.

John, I am completely

back on board.

I can't believe I ever thought

of giving up.

Dean, don't be so hard on yourself.

- You just said "hard on. "

- I know.

Dr. Wong called and said

we should start looking...

...for long-term-care facilities

for Dad.

I guess the hospital kicks him out

after a certain point.

Really? Well, I wouldn't

worry about it.

Because while you were telling me

that, I found the perfect place.

Really? Where?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

- Hi. Delivery for John Solomon.

- He's not here right now.

- Sign here.

- Okay.

Thank you.

Bring it on in.

All right, this thing here

is a dialysis machine.

That's for the... The kidneys.

These are defibrillator paddles.

If the EKG shows a flatline, rub them

together, put them on the chest and:

Heart should get going again.

There's more to know about that.

Probably take a class or something.

That's coagulants

and anti-coagulants.

This is a blue thing.

The ventilator, oxy tank

and a couple intubation trays.

Have your nurse hook those up.

You have a nurse, right?

Yeah. Okay.

Hold the elevator, please!

Visiting someone on seven?

No.

Check it out?

Stroll it.

No, I live there.

You do not. You absolutely do not.

Where on seven?

- 704.

- What?

I am 703.

You ever like to go out for drinks?

Unwind after a long day?

- No.

- Nor do I.

Dad's here!

Yeah, thanks for telling me.

I wanted you to be surprised.

Well, I was surprised.

By how you once again made

the best possible decision.

This is great.

I thought he'd be better off here

than some medical shithole.

So much better off.

And because of a factory recall,

I got a great price on the machines.

Yeah, there might be some flaws in

some of these, only time's gonna tell...

...but flaws equal savings.

Everywhere you look, a positive.

Plus, I got a ton of medical books

highly recommended by Dr. Wang.

- You mean Dr. Wong.

- Dr. Wang.

This dentist I met at Barnes & Noble.

Really knows his sh*t.

Oh, God. I have some really exciting

news to tell you about.

What? What?

Okay, okay. I just met the most...

Is there any way to turn

Dad's machines down?

I tried earlier but there doesn't seem

to be a volume switch on them.

At least that I can find.

All right, it's just very distracting.

Yeah.

I just met the most gorgeous woman

I've ever seen. Guess where she lives.

- 704.

- 704? Oh, my God.

You gotta see her.

She is amazing.

Tall, super-skinny,

infectious spirit. She...

Crap. You get the circuit breaker,

I'll revive Dad.

Okay. Here I go.

Clear!

- Did you get him?

- I got him. He's back.

Nice job.

I guess we were using

too much power.

Maybe we should turn off

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Will Forte

Orville Willis "Will" Forte IV (; born June 17, 1970) is an American actor, comedian, impressionist, writer and producer. His work includes being a cast member on Saturday Night Live, and the creator and star of the sitcom The Last Man on Earth. After obtaining a history degree at the University of California, Los Angeles and becoming a financial broker like his father, Forte changed his career path to comedy and took classes with the improvisational comedy group The Groundlings. He soon found he favored writing best, and he worked as a writer on That '70s Show, before he auditioned for Saturday Night Live (SNL). He joined SNL in 2002, spending eight years as a cast member on the show, where he performed offbeat sketches. His most famous role on the show led to a feature film adaptation, MacGruber (2010), that preceded his departure from the program. Forte took various roles in comedy films, before starring in the drama film Nebraska (2013). Forte created, wrote and starred in his own television sitcom, The Last Man on Earth, which premiered on Fox from 2015 to 2018. He was nominated for three Primetime Emmy Awards, for acting and writing for the series. more…

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