The Brothers Grimsby Page #2

Sorry.

Get in.

Hey! Move away from the car.

Soon as I've printed

your ticket.

Come on.

You'll have to drive.

Move. Not that one!

What happened?

Never mind.

Just get going.

Come on, it's dangerous!

Get out of the car now!

Don't worry.

It's bulletproof.

You can't hurt us.

No.

We've got bulletproof glass.

Aah!

Roll it up!

Roll it up!

Just go. Now.

Oh, great. We can watch

the match while escaping.

Watch out!

Aah!

He's gonna take the penalty.

There's a penalty.

Nobby, forget the football.

You're gonna drown.

I'm getting out

after he's taken penalty.

Listen to me.

Miss it!

Take a breath.

And he...

F***!

Director general of

the world health organization,

Dr. Javier Alvarez,

is dead.

He was caught

in the crossfire

of an apparent

assassination attempt

on philanthropist

Rhonda George.

A huge manhunt is underway

to find a rogue secret agent

who first shot middle east

peace symbol

schlomo khalidi.

The boy's aids-tainted blood

then sprayed into the mouth

of Harry Potter star

Daniel Radcliffe.

Sources tell us

that Radcliffe,

who had numerous open sores

in his mouth,

has tested positive for HIV.

We're digging

into his background now, sir.

Trying to work out how

maelstrom could've got to him.

What do you want us

to do, sir?

Activate chilcott.

Chilcott was dismissed

for good reason, sir.

Activate chilcott.

Isn't life strange?

I mean, yesterday

I'm having a normal day

down the pub with me mates

with a firework up me ass.

And here we are now,

with me brother,

doing some running

and swimming,

all different types

of cardio.

Can I ask you a question?

Are you a vin diesel

impersonator?

Or are you a hit man who

specializes in kids with aids?

What? I'm a secret agent,

i work for an offshoot of MI6.

How could you not tell

your own brother what you do?

Because within the title of my

occupation is the word "secret."

But if you can't trust family,

who can you trust?

Trust you? Trust you?

Because of you,

the head of the world

health organization is dead

and Harry Potter has aids.

You managed to do in

three seconds

what Voldemort failed to do

in eight movies.

Don't wet your knickers.

It's treatable.

Ooh, heroin.

That stuff's addictive.

It's a gateway drug.

To what?

To more heroin.

This is not heroin,

this is rapid bone calcifier.

It fills the fractures

in my ankle,

hardens the bone and muscle

around it so that I can walk.

Why, what happened

to your ankle?

You fell on it.

Hello.

I didn't do it.

I need your help.

If I help you, I'll be arrested.

If you don't, I could be dead

by the end of the day.

All right, listen.

Ledford activated someone

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