The Brady Bunch Movie Page #2

You are?

All right. Goodbye.

- We owe them.

- Oh, Mike.

Don't worry, honey.

We'll find the money.

But we used our savings to go

to the Grand Canyon and Hawaii.

What are we going to do, Mike?

OK, troops. Time for school!

Greg, Marcia, Peter,

Jan, Bobby, Cindy.

- Do we always have to walk so close?

- Oh, Jan!

Mom, can I borrow your car?

I want to ask Donna

to go for a soda after school.

- All right, but no hot-rodding.

- Thanks, Mom.

She's the most

far-out chick in my class.

You wouldn't believe

how much I dig her.

I would. I've been digging Sam so long,

by the time he proposes I'll be dead.

- Alice, what would we do without you?

- Probably eat out.

Why the long face, Bobby?

Well, ever since I became

a safety monitor at school,

nobody'll talk to me.

They think I'm some kind of fink.

People like to be corrected

when they're doing something wrong.

- That's how we improve ourselves.

- Right, Dad.

If your sister wore her glasses,

she might improve her eyesight.

Marcia doesn't have to wear glasses.

Besides, my friends say

glasses make me look goofy.

Honey, you look lovely with your

glasses on. Doesn't she, kids?

Far out, Jan. You look great.

Yeah, I mean it. Out of sight.

Really terrific. Honest.

All right, troops.

Off to school. Have a good day.

Bye, Mom. Bye, Dad.

- Come on, Marcia.

- I'm coming.

Jan, a real friend likes you for

who you are, not what's on your face.

If you judge your friends for judging

you, you're not only judging yourself,

you're judging your friends,

and that's bad judgement.

I never thought of it that way.

Jan.

- Bye.

- Bye, honey.

- Bye, Bobby.

- Bye, Jan.

Look out, you stupid little punk kid!

Get out of the road!

Davy Jones is the most. I wish he'd

write back. I wrote him a month ago.

But he gets millions of letters.

But I'm president of his fan club

and I invited him to our school dance.

A rock star can't

just drop everything for our dance.

- You can be so silly sometimes.

- This is a car-jack.

Of course this is a car.

But my name's not Jack, it's Greg.

And this is my sister Marcia.

- And you?

- Eddie. Didn't you hear me?

Get out now. This is a car-jacking.

I think he has a flat tyre.

He must need a jack. Sorry, Eddie.

We don't have a jack.

But I'll call AAA.

- It was so nice to meet you.

- Bye-bye.

- Hey, you moron. Out of the way, jerk!

- Move, dumb nut!

Don't worry. I'm sure Mr Phillips

will advance me the money.

Oh, of course he will.

You're the best player on his team.

Go get 'em, Tiger.

Tiger, Tiger.

What ever happened to that dog?

- Brady!

- Morning, Larry.

I was just reading about some

beautiful property available in Utah.

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