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kiss getting to number one goodbye.

Plus, there's a relationship

between you two.

Thanks, T, the irony is not lost on me.

I don't know what you mean by that,

but we need this.

That's my family you're messing with.

What are you talking about? Listen, man,

Julie and Aleya look happier than ever.

They're not going to mind you, you know,

working on George for a break.

What is wrong with you?

Oh, man!

You're not afraid of me, huh?

You owe me some sits!

Get in there! That's it! That's good!

You must be an only child, huh?

You're one ugly kid.

Let's go faster!

- Let's go!

- Okay!

Matthew!

Matthew. Come on, dawg.

Why would you leave me in that gym

with that crazy man?

- Terry, I've got to go, man.

- Look! Hey!

I am sorry. I was out of line.

I was out of line, man. Um,

look, I know

this Bacardi-sponsored pool party.

Boy, we could slide through there,

get you a little hot girlfriend.

You know I am about to go do my seminar.

You really should come.

No, no, I'm cool, cool.

No, I have a perfectly healthy love life.

Please! No, you don't!

- How would you know?

- You're a grown man

who has never been in love,

that's how I know.

Look, man, bag yourself a girlfriend, dawg,

a famous one would be nice.

Think about it.

Up and coming relationship guru

comes into a love thing

with a famous Hollywood actress.

It sounds good, don't it? Do it!

It's been valuable. I am

not saying it hasn't.

I just don't know if this is for me.

I see!

And why is that you think?

No one

ever got anything they

really wanted in life

sitting around introspecting themselves.

Sometimes you have to get out

of your head and into action.

Matthew Taylor,

the person that you're quoting,

you're quoting Matthew Taylor.

No.

One can only introspect oneself,

that's what the word means.

So saying introspect oneself is redundant

and might suggest that

Mr. Taylor doesn't know

what he is talking about

when he uses that word.

Yeah, but...

Secondly, he is a life coach,

i.e., he has no training of any kind

in psychology or human behavior.

I took his seminar last weekend

- and it changed my life.

- And it might

seem like that right now,

but in time, I assure you that you will

realize that you wasted your money.

.Really?

Yes!

- Yes!

- You should try it.

It might help you

pull the stick out of your ass.

Oh, God! I blew that one!

- Get in!

- What is this thing?

Remember that professional wrestler guy

that I kind of dated and then...

Oh, wait, hey, no, look,

as far as you're concerned,

it doesn't matter,

this is your weekend chariot.

Yeah, she is right.

Here is how it's going down,

we're going to go to your house.

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