The Blue Elephant Page #2

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Come.

Inside!, all of you.

Sit down!

This is Saed, he killed his wife

skinned her and put her in the fridge

he will be sent to

"Al Khankah Hospital" tomorrow.

And this is Fox.

He killed a 3 year old girl, first raped her

and then slaughtered her.

On the other hand, Abdul Majeed poisoned

his parents then set them on fire.

He thought they kidnapped him.

And this guy...

What guy!, enough please Sameh

that's good enough.

See you tomorrow.

How are you?, Naguzi!

Is Mr. Awni here?

Doctor!, where have you been lately?

I don't know why you make me feel

like you are my wife.

It would be my honor, if you were a chick

I wouldn't leave you for a moment.

What?!, you will make me doubt you

I was just kidding.

No hasish?

Of course.

But listen!, not in front of Shakir and

Mouris they will be upset like last time.

As if hash is the worst of your deeds.

Don't worry, we will get

a joint outside, come, come.

This one is free.

Sure.

Poker is my favorite sport.

And reading the players body

language is the best practice.

A couple of days ago

I was staying in a hotel.

Waiting for some people on lunch.

One glass after the other.

I saw a hot chick, coming through.

A Russian chick!, you can't imagine.

Her body, that perfect.

Her eyes!, WOW!, I can't describe it!

She passed by me, and smiled.

And went to play on the piano.

She kept playing for around half an hour.

She didn't stop looking

at me for a moment.

After she finished, I saluted her

and gave her a hundred pounds tips.

Where are you from?...I am from Russia...

where are you staying?...

Blah blah blah...I went down to

the reception to reserve a room.

The best 2 hours of my life!

The whore screamed like hell.

She exposed me!

Even the room service came up

and asked if there was a problem.

I told them no worries, it was just the TV.

Then...

We continued till...like 2:00 AM.

She didn't want me to leave.

Saying that they don't have the like of

the Egyptian stamina in their country.

They are fond of the Egyptian stamina!

Tell me doctor...

What is your analysis of this situation?

I don't think it's a good idea

we are here to play.

No, really, what is your explanation

for this great attraction?

Or maybe poker made you

forget your profession?

Tell the story in reverse.

In reverse?!

I mean tell the events as they

happened in a reversed order.

In order to analyze this great

attraction, Mr. Shakir.

hmmm...

The girl didn't want me to leave

she liked the Egyptian stamina.

She screamed...

What about the room service

and the movie playing on TV?

Yeah, right, the room service first

and then..hmmm..the restaurant...

No...the reception

and the room reservation.

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