The Birdcage Page #3
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- Year:
- 1996
- 117 min
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You called my bluff.
It was good.
- Really?
- Not bad.
Tell me it's all right.
It's all right. I always dreamed
you would. Just not so soon.
Come on. Drop your bags.
Stay a while.
Let's drink a toast
to this catastrophe.
I'm kidding.
It's all right.
What's the young lady's name?
Barbara.
Are you crazy?
It's out of the question.
Married?
You're not even 18!
Who is this boy, Barbie?
When did you last see him?
Please, don't call me Barbie.
This afternoon at 2:00. We've been
sleeping together for a year.
Oh, God!
Has he been tested?
Oh, Kevin!
Yes, and so have I.
This has to wait until after
the election. I can't deal with this.
Where does the young man come from,
Barbie...ra? Who is his father?
His father is in the arts.
He's on the Council of Cultural Arts.
Really?
Did they fund
the Mapplethorpe exhibit?
No! Goodness, no.
He's a cultural attaché to Greece.
Really?
What the hell is that?
That's kind of a diplomatic post.
It's sort of an ambassador.
What does the mother do?
She's a housewife.
That's really refreshing.
Isn't it, Kevin?
I can't talk about this now.
- Hello?
- You okay?
Yes.
I just told them.
Me too.
And my father is...
very excited. He's raising
his glass to toast us right now.
I'm going to put him on.
Yes. Take it.
- You said his parents were in Greece.
- Dad, get off the phone!
Take it.
Hello, Barbara.
To your future.
Sh*t! No, dear,
that was not my toast.
I just broke my glass.
I'm sorry.
That's okay.
It was nice talking to you.
We'll talk again soon.
How dare you eavesdrop!
You said his parents were
in Greece.
You saw this boy at 2:00 today,
and now he's in Greece with his parents?
No.
Greece?
They're back for the winter.
They're at their home
in South Beach.
Is that like Palm Beach?
It's close. It's about two minutes
from where Jeb Bush lives.
Really?
Aha!
- Wait.
- Who is he?
Who?
Where's your little chippie?
Will you stop screaming?
It's Val.
Val?
He's asleep in his room
if you don't believe me.
Why didn't you tell me?
Surprise.
Good morning!
What beautiful flowers.
Good morning, Albert.
We have nice, fresh lobster
this morning, Albert.
No, thank you, Mr. Lopez.
Not today. The piglet is home.
You want the cake delivered?
Yes, please. And remember to write
'To my Piglet, from his Auntie' on it.
You got it.
Thank you, Mr. Boynton.
I want to get back before he wakes up.
I'll just try this sample.
Chocolate schnecken.
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