The Big Short Page #4

and ready to believe the

whole system was a lie.

Hold on!

It's Cynthia,

I'll be in the office in twenty minutes.

Hi honey!

The therapist called...

You did it again!

There were no cabs...

What was I supposed to do?

I worry about you mark!

At least I went

you're running around like you

have to right every wrong in the world.

Ok... fine!

How angry

you know what...

I'm a mean guy and I'm pissed off!

But... it is a shitstorm

out here sweetie. You

have no idea the kind of

crap people are pulling.

And everybody is walking around like

they're in a goddamn Enya-video.

They're all getting screwed you know!

You know what they care about?

They care about the ballgame!

Or they care about what

actresses went into rehab!

I, I think you should try medication!

No, no, we agreed,

if it interfered with work.

You hate wall-street,

but maybe it's time to quit?

I love my job!

You hate your job!

I love my job!

You're miserable!

I love my job,

I love my job honey!

Mark!

I am sad every day about what happened.

I know you must feel the same,

but you never show it!

I knew how close you were to your brother.

Cab!

Where'd ya go pal?

Cab!!

Everyday I think you're gonna talk

about it, and you're gonna do!

Will you ever think about

the idea of making a change?

Fine, fine, honey, you know what,

I will consider it, but honestly...

Cynthia I'm ok,

I really am!

Hey, hey!

No, no, my cab!

That's my cab, that's my cab,

that is my cab!

Schmuck! F*** you!

F*** you!

I'll call you later.

I wanna buy...

Swaps on mortgage bonds

credit default swap, that will pay off...

If the underlying...

Bond fails.

You want to bet against

the housing market? Yes

why?

Those bonds only fail if millions of

Americans don't pay their mortgages.

That's never happened in history.

If you'll excuse me Dr. burry,

that seems like a foolish investment.

Based on... prevailing sentiment of the

market and banks, and popular culture...

Yes, it's a foolish investment.

But eh...

Everyone's wrong...

That's a good one.

This is wall-street Dr. burry, if you offer

us free money, we're going to take it

my one concern is, is that.. Eh..

When the bonds fail..

Eh... I want to be certain,

of payment,

in case of solvency issues with the bank.

I'm sorry, are you for real?

You want to bet against the housing market,

and you're worried we won't pay you?

Yes.. That's correct.

whispersListen.. I don't

think this will work...

whispers

the market on housing is never gonna crash

whispers

this is all rock-solid by now

whispers

it wouldn't even if we wanted it to.

whispers

kinda hard one to deal with...

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