The Big Gay Musical Page #3
You are a genius!
Oh you're too sweet.
Who would've ever thought
you could get this awesome
juice out of a potato?
Well look at these cool
glasses you made.
They're hand blown!
That has always been one
of your specialties.
What about last night?
You figured out how
to pull the skin back.
It's so much better that way.
I know, now I really like bananas.
Hey, I wonder if our kids
are going to be like us...
or like them.
What do you mean?
How do we now if our kids are
going to be cultured and stuff?.
Or like us?
Well, we'll just have to teach our
kids to be like us, that's all.
And tell them to stay away
from the garden.
Hey!
Who are you?
Hi, I'm Adam
and this is my husband Steve.
What's your name?
Cain.
Do you want a banana?
Mommy,
can I eatAdam's banana?
Make sure you
pull the skin back.
Stay away from them!
They're trying
to convert our children.
That's how they plan to do it.
They don't have to go through
labor pains at all.
They just use fruit!
Cain!
God doesn't like the gay people.
That's why he keeps them locked
up in the gated garden.
And He's given us...
this entire desert,
which is why He loves us more.
? Be careful of gaypeople, ?
? and theirperverted needs. ?
? Theywantyou to be like them, ?
? but God needs you to breed. ?
? Those gays want to convert you ?
? and your little brother too. ?
? Make your parents proud of you. ?
? You know what just to do. ?
Go check on your little brother.
? This fight isn 't over. ?
? No, they are gonna pay. ?
? Those men who are so happy,?
? those men who are so gay. ?
Mommy, Mommy, Mommy!
What is it Cain?
I had to...
I had to kill Abel.
What?
Why?
He was...
He was...
He was singing a showtune.
NO!
Not a showtune!
? Somehow they got to Abel, ?
? andtaught him their sick ways. ?
? Wontyou please protect me Mommy ?
? from turning out that way? ?
Don't worry Cain.
I'll protect you from those people!
I promise you Mommy,
I will never ever
sing a showtune.
? We'll show His chosen people ?
?just who will win this fight. ?
? Abel's death
? I know that we are right. ?
? We must stop them
from recruiting ?
? And hate has many uses. ?
? We hate those who are gay! ?
Cain, get th at book
Mama's been working on.
You mean the Breeder's lnformational
Book of Living Examples?
Yes, honey.
But we call it
"the B.I.B.L.E." for short.
What are you writing it for?
I have to teach our descendants
to hate the gays.
Do you think this book will be enough
to warn them in the future?
What if they don't believe it?
They'll believe what they read.
In five thousand year from now,
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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