The Big Gay Musical

Synopsis: Paul and Eddie have just begun previews for the new Off-Broadway musical "Adam and Steve Just the Way God Made 'Em." Their lives strangely mirror the characters they are playing. Paul is looking for the perfect man and Eddie is dealing with how his sexuality and faith can mix. After yet another disastrous dating experience, Paul has an epiphany. He is done dating and just wants to be a slut like the sexy chorus boys that share his dressing room. Eddie has to tell his parents that he's gay and is starring in a show that calls the bible the "Breeder's Informational Book of Living Examples". Eddie comes out to his family and Paul goes on Manhunt. Eddie's parents are destroyed by the news and Paul can't even have a good one-night stand. But after musical numbers with scantly clad tap dancing angels, a retelling of Genesis, tele-evangelists, a camp that attempts to turn gay kids straight, and a bunch of showtunes, everyone realizes that life gets better once they accept who they really are.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Music
Production: Embrem Entertainment
  1 win.
Rotten Tomatoes:
87 min

Just the way I made 'em!

Really good show guys.

Yeah, for a first preview, it

was actually pretty good.

Where are you rushing off to?

I don't do stage doors.

What do you mean?

There's nothing I hate more than

people at the stage door.

They feel like they have to

tell you how good you are.

It's fake and awkward

and I just don't do it.

Oh look, Patti LuPone.

Do you always beat

the audience?

So far so good.

What about your fans?

My "fans"?

Yeah right.

Oh, I'm working at

'Mostly Sondheim' later,

so if you wanna stop by, let me know.

I cant wait to hear some fat

guy singing "All that Jazz."

Or some flamer singing "And

I am telling you, Sophie."

Show tunes and booze kids.

That's what keeps me happy.

I'll see you guys later.

Yeah later.

Oh, I'm sorry!

No problem.

See you tomorrow.

Hey babe.

Great first preview.

See you soon.

Smiley face.

We are so proud ofyou.

You're gonna be such a

big starin New York City.

It's just Off-Broadway.

Just Off-Broadway?

People would sell their souls

to be starring in an Off-Broadway

show, and don't you forget it.

We just wanted to call and tell

you how proud we are of you.

And congratulations.

Thank you.

We have a surprise foryou.

We're coming to your

opening night.

Hey, we weren't going to

miss your big night, huh?

Hey, we've been to all the others.

How could we miss your first

New York City opening night?

The first of many.

Oh, great!

Hey, we should let you go

and enjoy your success.

Oh yeah, God bless.

We love you honey.

God bless.

I love you too.

Hi everyone.

Welcome to 'Mostly Sondheim!'

We have one hell of a crowd here.

'Mostly Sondheim' is like

an open mic night for show tunes.

Every song you sing has

to be from a show

or from a songwriter that

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