The Big Gay Musical Page #2

has written a show.

Oh, actually you can

sing whatever you want

if you tip twenty dollars.

We don 't care.

And I couldn't imagine beginning

Mostly Sondheim

without hearing my gorgeous co-host,

Kate Pazakis' gregarious,

fabulous vocal chords.

Gregarious?

I don't know. I just

made up the word.

So, hit it Jack! And

don't forget to tip.

? Fridaynight. ?

? I spend the whole week

waiting for Friday night. ?

? Anticipating all the

lonely hearts. ?

? We all play parts on Friday night. ?

? 'Cause that's when

the party starts! ?

? And the party isn 't

over 'til the bar runs dry, ?

? and the next one too,

where you catch my eye. ?

? No the party isn 't over 'til we

hail a cab and I go home with you. ?

? See, the party isn't

over 'til I've seen your face. ?

? And I know it's you,

from outer space! ?

? And the party isn 't

over 'til I find the one. ?

? 'Til I fall in love with you! ?

Alright!

Well, it's four AM, and you know

what that means, folks!

You 're gonna finally play

some f***ing Sondheim?

No, it means you have to go home

and don't forget to tip!

'Mostly Sondheim' my ass!

They should call it

'Mostly Jason Robert Brown.'

Goodnight everybody.

Get home safe!

Goodnight!

You're ready to go?

I'm ready for a lot of things.

Hmm, I like the way that sounds.

Look!

The homosexuals lifestyle is the

biggest threat our nation has,

even more so than terrorism.

And they call themselves Christians.

Didn't Jesus say

"Do to your neighbors as you

would have them do unto you"?

Well, that sounds

like a good philosophy.

Wait!

What?

No flood?

No Iightning?

No wrath of God?

I guess He approves.

C'mon.

We've gotta be

good neighbors.

[Text signal]

Another text from

the boyfriend?

Sebastian is not my boyfriend.

We've only been dating

a couple weeks.

Honey, you've been

single forever.

If I were you I'd call

him a boyfriend

just so I could say I had

one this millennium.

It's not about having a boyfriend.

It's about finding the right one.

I have a little surprise for you.

Because you've both

been so wonderful,

I'm giving you some

special wedding gifts.

What?!

He's giving them more stuff!

I bet they'll start

singing show tunes.

Art, fashion, creativity, music!

? Look at them who are so happy. ?

? Look at them, so content. ?

? Living there in our garden

while we're here in a tent! ?

? This fight isn't over. ?

? No, they are gonna pay! ?

? Those man who are so happy, ?

? those men who are so gay! ?

Maybe that's what

we should call 'em.

Gays!

'Cause they're happy.

Shut up!

Hey, this isn't my fault!

God and his damn fruit.

Oh, hey Steve.

Hey Adam.

Look what I just made.

OK, now it's official.

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