The Big Bang Theory: Access All Areas Page #2

 
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Year:
2012
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of sciencey language

that us at home

can barely understand.

Now, luckily, the actors and writers

have someone to help them

to ensure that they don't embarrass

themselves

by saying "loop quantum gravity"

when they mean string theory.

And, trust me, thatisfunny...

I checked.

I will graciously overlook the fact

that she is an arrogant,

sub-par scientist, who actually

believes loop quantum gravity

better unites quantum mechanics

with general relativity

than does string theory.

How do you deal with all the kind

of scientific content of the show?

Do you leave blanks...

Sub-contract it.

And then go...?

We have a brilliant astrophysicist

named David Saltzberg,

who's a professor at UCLA.

I basically get every script

in advance and I look it over,

and, er, the writers actually

know a lot of science

and fill out what they want.

And maybe it'll just need

a little tiny tweak here and there,

a change of word.

Other times,

they'll say, "Science to come."

What is physics?

We're designing

an experiment to look

for the annihilation spectrum

resulting from dark matter collisions

in space.

My tests of the bomb

quantum interference in fact

have reached an interesting point.

Force of gravity equals mass

times 9.8m per second per second.

Now we're testing phase

shift due to an electric potential.

Our 9.8m per second

squared as a, can...

Thematic theory,

algebraic gossip and epidemiology.

Time dependent backgrounds

and string theory.

You work on fundamental tests

of quantum mechanics?

It's specifically

quantum field theory

and D-dimensional de Sitter space.

I preserved it in a 1% solution

of polyvinyl acetal resin.

Oh, my God!

That's the most romantic thing

anyone's ever said to me

that I didn't understand.

And now we have Mayim Bialik,

who is a, you know...

A neuroscientist... neuroscientist.

So she tells us

when we're wrong in that area.

When it comes to neuroscience

and neurobiology,

I guess

I'm the unofficial authority.

Come on, tumour.

Mama needs an aggressive

little glioblastoma.

Did you ever think that you would

start using your neuroscience again?

In this way?

No.

'Since getting my PhD,'

I never thought I would be acting

as a neuroscientist, no.

Amy's at the dry-cleaner's

and she's made a very amusing pun.

"I don't care for p-chloro-ethylene

and I don't like glycol,ether."

Personally, I like that physics is

out there and incomprehensible,

but I really like it when it's

what we call freshman physics.

We don't need strength...

we're physicists.

We are the intellectual descendants

of Archimedes.

Give me a fulcrum and a lever, I can

move the earth. It's a matter...

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