The Best of Times Page #2

Not even a spark of spirit I've had it

It needs a new bulb!

Unbelievable!

"""The way, the truth and the life

what the hell?"""

It breaks every three days

Hurry UP!

I was talking to Dad

Talking? While I'm waiting here?

I could do that

Then why don't you? You fix it!

Hold it steady

Hold this

It's always broken

ls this one a dud?

Bring it

"""No, I don't want to

Hold it

"""No, I don't want to carry the steps"""

""""The way, the truth and the light

I was right about that one"""

"""Here, I'll show you some magic. Watch"""

"""The marble is here, right?"""

I take this pen The marble's in this hand

"""Watch! 1, 2, 3! The pen's gone!"""

Seen that before

Here

Seen it

ls the marble still in here?

Seen it

I showed you before?

Seen it

"""That's not cool, don't embarrass me"""

You showed me before

Embarrassing! What can I do?

Let's see...

I could make the paper bird fly

out the window

Or how about I think it and you

make it happen?

"""Okay, let's do it! Concentrate!"""

Sure?

Concentrate!

Are you sure?

"""Eyes closed, palms together

"""Eyes closed, concentrate

Palms together?

Think of one particular thing!

Not like Ah Kee does it

mu-Okay' rm thinking"...-

"""Okay, here it comes!"""

I'm thinking

Go! Go! Be serious!

Ah Jie!

What? What are you thinking of?

There's a unicorn

What is this?

It's fake!

"""Sorry, I hope it didn't scare you"""

"""Hey, this is yours"""

Thanks! Sorry

It's okay

Sorry!

That's a big horse!

Is that what you thought of?

Really?

What's happening?

No response

Damn it!

You idiot

Scared the sh*t outta me

You couldn't reach him?

Where the hell has he gone?

What next?

Any ideas?

Dear cousin I could economize

by making less hand-phone calls!

"""Shut it, dear cousin Don't tease me"""

"""Ah Jie, stop doing that"""

"""Don't worry, the water will carry them away"""

Weren't you gonna get me a job

doing valet parking?

Didn't you promise ages ago?

...l did' I did"...-

"""I'm waiting to hear, okay?"""

It's taking forever!

"""Ah Jie, be patient"""

It's not a question of patience!

Cool! Double flames!

Brother! Please!

I beg of you otherwise I'll die

"""Don't worry! I promise, it'll be okay!"""

What's a pig doing here?

Anyone raise pigs around here?

This'll blow you away

I'm gonna turn that pig black

Don't believe me? Just watch!

Black! Black! Turn black!

"""Look, people always need money"""

"""Stop doing that, okay?"""

Turn black!

I'll try one more time. Watch closely!

Bla-bla-bla-black!

Ah Jie

Where's the pig?

Ah Jie! What else do you want?

Where the hell did it go?

"""Dear cousin, where is your black pig?"""

How should I know?

I really will turn it black

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