The Baytown Outlaws Page #2

Synopsis: After her ex-husband Carlos shoots Celeste three times in the gut, it's time to play dirty. In the fight for her godson, Rob, she hires three outlawed and redneck brothers to bring him back to her. But nothing can be that simple in the South. What begins as a small rescue mission rises to a southern battle royal. This odd team must shoot their way through gorgeous female assassins, Native American hunters, Federal agents, and a whole lot of metal coming after them, while protecting Celeste's innocent child.
Genre: Action, Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Barry Battles
Production: Phase 4 Films
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
6.4
Metacritic:
33
Rotten Tomatoes:
22%
R
Year:
2012
98 min
Website
292 Views


in the middle of a word like that.

I'm gonna start using that sh*t.

You see, guys, I kind of...

look at my future empire as the

Walmart of bottom-dollar retail crime.

But, you know,

we can't all be Sam Walton.

That's my job.

And when my foot soldiers

start talking about sh*t like cuts

and percentages and things like that,

well, see, that's partner talk.

And I don't need a partner.

I need stockers and cashiers

and mercenaries and mules.

And in your case, Padre,

dime-bag dealers

from the lawn and garden department.

Coincidentally, where I found you.

Now, Padre, I like you. I really do.

I like your son too.

I really appreciate all the sh*t

you've done for me, you know,

that God wouldn't be proud of.

But some things, you just have

to stop them before they start.

See, partnership leads to ambition.

Ambition leads to a word

they don't use much any more.

Mutiny.

- Papa, what's that?

- It's bad news.

Listen up, dipshits!

This here is Celeste.

And she'd like to give us an assload

of money to kidnap her godkid back

from her deadbeat ex-husband.

That about cover it?

- I guess so.

- Well, OK.

Let me just find my

missing persons report here,

and I'll get you right set up.

You out your damn mind, brother'?

The big fellow over there,

that's Lincoln.

The mouthy little f*ggot here

is McQueen.

And I'm Brick.

Did you happen to mention that

kidnapping ain't exactly what we do?

I was there this morning.

You was at church?

When I saw you guys take out that whole

house and walk out without a scratch,

I knew I found my guys.

Bull sheet. What the catch?

Yeah. Why didn't you just

go to the cops with this?

His voice box was crushed

when he was a kid. He can't talk.

'Cause I told her we'd do it.

Why would he go and do

a dumb thing like that?

'Cause you guys are my only shot.

I just want to get Rob

and take him away from all this sh*t.

- That window closes Tuesday night.

- Do we look like FedEx to you'?

- Shut up.

- You shut up.

- Shut up, man.

- You shut up.

I'm talking to the lady.

Shut up, man!

- Shut up!

- I just want peace of mind.

That's something the cops can't give me.

- And you think we can provide that?

- Yeah.

If he's arrested, he'll just get out

in 18 months and hunt me down.

This ain't Oodie Brothers Incorporated.

It is now. She just gave us

Five up front.

Guys, it's what we've been waiting for.

It's a chance.

You wanted to be the last

true family man, Clark.

OK.

OK, lady. We'll take your money.

We'll even get your kid back.

But if this man, this...

- Carlos.

- If he's as crazy as you say he is,

then why didn't he just kill

you in the first place?

He tried.

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