The Batman Superman Movie: World's Finest Page #4

We have a pest control problem.

Feel free to expire any time.

I'll be back in a moment.

Two of the prize of one!

I love it.

And the best part is,

you're all going out with a smile.

Have a happy ending!

Hydrochloric Acid.

It will take a week

to eat through the wall.

No, wait.

Kryptonite.

Snap out of it, Kent,

or Joker gets the last laugh.

Keep your heads down!

- They're loose.

- That's not fair.

It's over, Joker.

It hasn't begun, Supie!

He's gotta be kidding.

- They're grenades!

- Expect the unexpected.

Thank you. I couldn't

have saved Lois without your help.

I'm aware of that.

Bruce! Bruce Wayne.

He was with me when Joker...

- Is he all right? Do you know?

- He is fine. Just fine.

I wish to assure all of Metropolis that

this explosion was not nuclear...

...and presents no danger

to the community.

Now, if you excuse me.

And what about the Joker,

Mr. Luthor?

You didn't answer the question.

What about Joker?

You heard the man.

What could have possessed me

to trust that clown?

Hello, Mr. J. I'm Batman!

Eat me! Eat me! Eat me!

I know, you are trying

to cheer me up, Harley.

But you see, anytime I lost

a billion dollar deal...

...it really kills my appetite!

Honestly, Lex, don't you think

I feel bad enough already?

You maniac! You idiot!

How dare you use one of

my laboratories for your...

Harley.

Put him down, baldy!

Mercy!

Here's for that punch in the face!

Can't we discuss this

like gentlemen?

Oh, listen to

Little Miss Can't-Take-A-Joke!

Thank you.

Have a seat, please.

Banzai!

You owe me an explanation.

The lab was a perfect setup.

How did I know

old bat brat would show up?

Batman?

He followed you to Metropolis?

Oh, right. Like it's my fault.

Look, I still got half of the kryptonite.

I can still finish the job.

But if I have to cook

with two men in tights...

...the prize goes up.

Unacceptable.

If you can't handle some mental case

in a fright mask, our deal is off.

Mercy, let's go!

Keep in mind,

this is your last chance.

- How you doin', slugger?

- A-okay, Mr. J.!

Hey, Smallville!

Come in. What's up?

I see you are holding up

after last night.

I've been...

I didn't realize you had company.

You might at least

tell me why you stopped by.

I have been nosing around.

I think I may know why the Joker

is suddenly after Superman.

Well, don't keep us in suspense.

I think he is in chorus with

your boyfriend's business partner.

With Lex? Are you sure?

I can't prove it, yet.

I suppose I could ask him.

What? Who?

What do you want?

Information. Regarding

a mutual of Queens.

What are you talking about?

I don't know any...

You know exactly who I mean.

Where is he?

What kind of deal

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