The Barber of Seville Page #2

Synopsis: An opera-singing Woody Woodpecker takes over a barbershop and harasses the customers.
 
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1944
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l'll be back soon.

Open the door to no one

lf Don Basilio should want me,

tell him to wait

l had better hasten

my marriage to her

Yes, l want to settle the affair

this very day

He'll marry Rosina this very day!

Ah, the old dotard!

But tell me now,

who is this Don Basilio?

He's a meddler

in matrimonial affairs...

...a hypocrite, a real scrounger,

always without a farthing

He is a music-master:

he teaches the girl

lt's good to know all that

Now think of satisfying

Rosina's desires

l shall not tell her

my name or rank

l must make sure that she loves

me only and truly...

...not the wealth and title

of Count Almaviva

You must help me

No, sir:
her feelings are your job

ln a little song

explain it all to her, my lord

A song?

Certainly. Here's the guitar.

Let's start

But l...

Oh, give me patience!

Well then, let's try

lf you wish to know who l am...

...listen to my name

from my own lips

l am Lindoro

who truly adores you...

...who wishes to wed you,

who calls you by name

l am always talking of you thus...

...from dawn till the end of the day

Continue, o dear one!

What do you think of that?

- l'm happy!

- Courage, continue

The enamoured and sincere Lindoro

cannot give you, my dear, a fortune

l am not rich,

but l give to you a heart...

...a loving spirit...

...that, faithful and constant...

...sighs for you alone thus...

...from dawn till the end of the day

The enamoured and sincere Rosina...

...with her heart Lindo...

Heaven!

Someone must have entered

the room. She has withdrawn

l'm going mad already, l'm afire

l want at all costs to see her,

to speak to her

You must help me

What a frenzy!

Yes, l'll help you

This very day l want you to get me

into that house

How will you do it? Let's see

some nimbleness from your wits

From my wits!

l shall see, but inside a day...

l understand. Don't have doubts,

your efforts will be well rewarded

- A consideration in gold, then?

- On my word. Come now!

l'm ready. You don't realise

the prodigious effects...

...the notion of gold produces in me

in pleasing my lord Lindoro

At the thought of that metal,

portentous, all-powerful...

...the volcano of my mind

promptly starts to erupt

Let's see some astounding effect

of that metal

Let's see some singular prodigy

of that volcano, your mind

You must disguise yourself...

...for example...

...as a soldier

- As a soldier?

- Yes, my lord

As a soldier? And what for?

A regiment arrives today

- And the colonel is my friend

- Splendid

- And then?

- Good heavens!

A billeting order...

...will open that door

What do you say to that, my lord?

Don't you think l've found it?

What a wonderful idea!

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Ben Hardaway

Joseph Benson Hardaway (May 21, 1895 – February 5, 1957) was an American storyboard artist, animator, voice actor, gagman, writer and director for several American animation studios during The Golden Age of Hollywood animation. He was sometimes credited as J. B. Hardaway, Ben Hardaway, Buggsy Hardaway and B. Hardaway. more…

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