The Badger Game Page #3

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Yeah, well...

Oh, my. Oh, my.

What did you do?

Here, let me help you with that.

Thank you.

So, um, tell me about yourself.

I feel like I've

just been going on.

Well, uh,

I've never saved any children

from a stampede before.

Uh, I did chase a raccoon

out of my backyard once.

- Oh...

- No, really, what do you want to know?

What I want to know

is why a pretty girl

is sitting all

by herself at a bar.

And you're obviously

not waiting for anyone.

How do you know that?

Because your back

is to the door.

And you don't have

wandering eyes.

Well...

maybe you're just

that interesting.

Maybe.

Or maybe

you have been

waiting for someone...

and that someone

is already here.

Bartender, can we

have another, please?

Please. Thank you.

You know, I gotta tell you,

I'm a sucker for a girl

in polka dots.

Nobody ever wears them.

Well, I guess I picked

the right thing, then.

I guess.

It's, uh...

it's like you were sent here.

By who?

By... my...

guardian angel.

Guilty.

You tell her

next time you see her,

- I said thanks.

- I will.

The next time I see her,

I will tell her.

Listen,

would you like to

go somewhere

a little more quiet?

Yeah.

Oh, man. Um, hey,

we should take my car.

Oh, no, you know what?

You've had too much to drink.

- Why don't I drive?

- Oh, I could say the same about you.

Don't worry.

I'll get you back

in time for school.

Come on.

What the... Sh*t.

I only drive one speed

and that speed is fast,

so I hope you don't mind.

Uh, you know what?

I left something in my car.

- I gotta go get it.

- Where did you park?

Over there.

You wanna come?

I'll drive, hmm?

So I was...

Surprise, motherf***er!

Ow! F***! F***!

Come on, go to sleep!

Go to sleep! Hey, hey, hey.

Sleep, sleep, sleep.

There we go.

Don't see that every day.

Whoo!

Happy New Year.

Oh, man, I cannot believe

we got away with that.

I totally thought

that we were f***ed.

Did anyone see you?

Jesus, thankfully, no.

I mean, we were right in front of the bar,

though, people were coming and going.

We had to pull the car

around the back.

The whole thing was

completely screwed up.

I hope you didn't leave

any fingerprints.

What do I look like, an amateur?

Come on, here.

- Jane I don't drink.

- But you're a stripper.

So?

Don't you have to drink

to do that for a living?

Some girls do, yeah.

But not you.

Oh, well, more for us.

Got a long night ahead of you.

It's champagne,

it's not whiskey, Mom.

You really came through

on this, Shelly.

Was it as hard as you thought?

No.

He approached me

just like Alex said he would.

That's Liam's problem.

He's so f***ing predictable.

Did he at least behave himself?

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