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He always had excuses
for everything he did, didn't he?
Procreate!
Jimmie, have a look at this.
oh, yeah.
There we go.
That is your grandma's
engagement ring.
I only hope that your woman friend
has fat fingers.
Has she been examined...
by a qualified doctor?
Is she fertile?
We're both very healthy,
and I love her.
Love don't exist.
Here, take that.
There's only
the endocrine response.
And that...
only lasts five years, maximum...
according to the great scientists.
That's the reason
Steak?
What scientists?
Take that.
Read it.
As time goes on passing
and withers...
sex becomes rarer and rarer...
and rarer.
Finally, all you're left with
is this cold, chaste...
loveless shell called marriage...
and the incessant irritation
of fatherhood.
The bills keep mounting.
And if you don't believe me...
ask the next-door neighbor.
I tell you, Jimmie...
to sacrifice your happiness
for your descendants...
there's a term for that.
The human condition!
Stripes wins, I propose.
And solids?
I don't know.
Fake choking on a piece of steak.
you been carrying that ring around...
staring at it, taking Anne
out to dinner, not proposing to her.
It's gotta end.
It's ten of.
Yeah, and the Starlight Room's
five minutes away.
The Starlight Room?
That's where you're taking Anne?
So?
Every human being on Earth knows there's
only one reason a single man under 50...
takes a woman
to the Starlight Room.
To pop the question.
Jimmie Shannon.
Just the man I'm looking for.
What do you say, Marco?
A word in your ear.
Talked to your grandfather
this morning.
oden Sports sent my office
a formal offer to buy the company.
I know. We're cutting
They wanna buy us out, steal our
client list and then close us down.
Shannon Billiards
is not for sale.
How about we continue this conversation
over some eight ball?
Market's up
and I got dollars to shed.
Sorry, Sid, but we're going
through kind of a crisis.
Jimmie's supposed to propose,
and he's lost his nerve.
Anne's a catch.
Who needs nerve?
Let me guess.
The grizzly bear thing.
You know, the manly sense that
you're master of all you survey...
like a grizzly bear.
Mustang.
Wolf.
The question is,
do you want to be married?
- I love Anne.
- Never mind love.
Imagine two different cities...
Husbandtown and Bachelorville.
Which would you want to live in?
Any guy's gonna choose Bachelorville.
Right?
Most men come to want
the ball and chain.
Me, I was like you.
I love freedom.
Which is why my marriage
is a miserable failure.
Roy, dry up.
Listen...
marriage is the most
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