The Babysitter Page #2
-Ow.
Um...
Huh.
Well... [sighs]
I think... you are at a time in your life
where a lot of things are scary.
But as you get older, those same things
will stop frightening you as much.
Okay?
It's gonna be okay.
[Cole] You should really get some
bug spray to kill the spiders in there.
What have they done to you?
Hey, will you get me a lemonade?
-Yep.
-Thanks.
Mom, I know "p*ssy" also means "vagina."
I'm not retarded.
Cole Johnson. Do not say "retarded."
-But I can say "p*ssy" or "vagi--"
-[drill whirring]
Don't say it, okay?
Go get me a lemonade.
Oh, my God, he said "p*ssy."
[man] Breathe in. Breathe out.
-Unclench that sphincter.
-[Cole] Okay.
-Looking good.
Parking brakes?
Nope.
-Hands?
-Ten and two.
Engage.
[engine revs, fades]
Dad, did you know that seven teenagers
die a day from driving?
Really? Wow.
Did you know that, uh, 14 teenagers
die a day from over-worrying?
I went on the Internet,
and there's pictures of them.
They die like this:
Maybe next week.
All right, buddy, sure. You wanna swap?
-Yeah.
-Good. All right. You did good.
You started the car,
you put the seat belt on.
There's no rush.
It's okay to be scared.
It's not a big deal, okay?
Hey, let me ask you something.
Do your friends--
Do they make fun of you
for having a babysitter?
Yeah.
But then they see her
and get really jealous.
Yeah. Heck, yeah, they do. [chuckles]
I don't know about you, buddy,
but I'm feeling like a cop.
I'm craving some donuts.
[shouting]
[Dad] All right!
[both laughing]
What are you watching?
Your dad is bingeing on Mad Men.
Again.
You wouldn't like it.
It's on HBO?
-[chuckles]
-No, it's not-- It's not dirty, buddy.
It's not on HBO.
It's dense, you know.
So, it might go over your head.
When you get a little older,
we'll binge-watch it together.
How about that?
-[Cole] All right.
-Cole, will you clean up the toys
in the hallway for me?
Okay, Mom. Jeez.
Thank you.
[Cole] Much cleaner.
Who cares?
Hey. Oh.
Hey, that doesn't seem safe at all.
-I can handle it.
-Yeah. No, I get it.
Stop. Stop.
And hand me the knife.
Fabulous.
Why you cutting up your car with a knife?
with a fastback,
-so it's aerodynamic.
-Uh-huh.
It's gonna give me more downforce
on the turns.
When it hits the ramp,
it'll do a barrel roll
exactly how I intend--
Got it, got it.
I applaud your passion for aerodynamics.
I absolutely do, but only use this
if you're cutting a flank steak.
And don't do that. That's my job.
And if you take that job,
what am I doing at this house?
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