The Babe Page #2

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The dogs are on me.

Pass some out to all

the fellas! Sure thing!

Hey!

Thanks, mister!

Ooo-waaa

You're a luckyJoe, dad,

bein'able to ride this all day.

This is some gadget, dad!

How about one more time?

Jidge, we got a press

meetin'! You sure love to ride!

I'm goin' up once more! You're

just a babe in the woods!

Come on,

get outta there!

You used my toothbrush

last night, Ruth!

That's okay! You can use mine

anytime you want to,Jim!

Joe!

Jumpin'Joe!

If we're gonna be roommates,

don't use my toothbrush!

And you don't use

my razor eith--

Jumpin'Joe?

So what do you do, jump

a lot? Yeah, contracts!

Wherever the money is, I jump!

Team to team like a rabbit!

So, that's my name!

That was a hell of a

long ball you hit today!

You caught a lucky piece of wood!

Tomorrow I'm gonna hit another!!!

maybe two!

I'm feelin' ""hitterish!''

What was that?

I like to hit home runs!

You like to hit

home runs, huh?

You say that like I say,

""I like to eat peanuts!''

Better hold your tongue!

Home run's a rare commodity!

We play inside ball!

Hit 'em where they ain't,

that's the rule!

They ain't over the fences,

so that's where I hit 'em!

Don't talk like that, boy!

Put your money away!

She's got more curves

than a scenic railway!

Some dame, huh?

Jumpin'Joe, I want

a new pair of shoes!!!

and I want me a motorcycle,

and I want a dame!

- Wow, look at that!

- I want one of those!

Whoo!

Look out!

One hot chocolate

with lots of cream!

And one tea

with lots of cream.

Can I get you

anything else?

Okay!

- Pecan pie, maybe?

- Pecan pie would be good!

- Coffee?

- Yeah!

Bring me another bottle

of beer too, will ya?

Looks like you've been

doin' some shoppin'! Yeah!

Look at this!

I can't believe how much jack they're

givin' me just to play baseball!

Who's paying you to play

baseball? Boston Red Sox!

Hey, you got more curves

than the train tracks!

You're some dame.

Wanna go for a fly

on my motor scooter?

Hey, this is some castle!

What is this place?

What's goin' on here? Social affair!

People from the theater,

investors in my shows, friends!

Wow, some mob!

Harry, my dear! Babe,

easy on the champagne!

Ah, Mrs! Ballister!

Allow me to introduce the

grande dame to the grand slam!

Hiya, grand-dam!

Pleasure to meet you,

young man!

Harry's so proud of you,

for once he's speaking!!!

more fervently of

baseball than musicals!

Everyone wants to meet your

discovery, Harry! Don't I know it!

Everyone's trying

to steal him!

Babe, you're about

to be introduced!

Brevity is the soul of wit! Huh?

Something succinct!!!

like you're happy to play

in Boston for Mr! Frazee!

Ladies and gentlemen.

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