The Art of the Steal Page #3
I've got something far more
dangerous than that.
Is it a whistle that you blow
to summon the real police
when a crime
is being committed?
No. It's actually a pen.
And, with it,
I can deny your parole.
So why don't you shut the hell
up and follow my lead?
Where's the f***ing painting,
fucko?
Whoa.
My name is Agent Bick. This is
my associate, Samuel Winter.
[NICKY] I know Sam.
Sam, what are you doing
with Dirty Harry, here?
You know how they pair
professional athletes
- with slow kids?
- Yep.
It's kind of like that.
Two weeks ago, this painting
"Model, Rear-View"
by Georges Seurat was stolen by
an art collector in Mexico City
by a woman we had
under surveillance.
Yeah, I've never seen
that woman before...
...before yesterday.
Do I look like
a f***ing clown to you?
Clowns try to be funny. You're
just unintentionally hysterical.
- [LAUGHS] - Shut your giggle
hole and open the damn case.
It's called "Tio Puno Loco".
Which translates
"Uncle Crazy Fist."
Now, if you gentlemen will excuse me,
I've got to water ski...
Sit down! Winter,
this is not "pointerism".
All good art tells a story.
This one tells two.
[SAM] Say Nicky here
is stopped at Customs.
All they see is this rubbish,
not the masterpiece underneath.
Acetate solution loosens
the top acrylic layer.
Peel it on back and you're left with
the original oil painting underneath.
[BICK] What the f*** is that?
It's a marvelous picture. I'm delighted
to have it as part of my collection.
Well, boys, have a nice day.
Where's the Seurat?!
Long gone.
[UP-TEMPO MUSIC]
- Sunny.
- Yeah. How'd it go?
Ah, it went.
Bad luck, chief.
You got the money?
There you go.
Well, why don't you open it?
"I'm sorry.
with a lead pipe."
What the f***...
[GRUNTS]
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]
Crunch, honey,
we're out of ice.
[CRUNCH] Oh yeah, all right.
Thank you, Crunchie.
Adios, fellas.
Ice? $50 for ice?
It's wintertime.
Crunch, she's, she's not
even trying anymore.
Happy wife, happy life, right?
So you say.
Oh, I don't know, Francie.
When I was a young buck
I thought I'd make history,
not just sit there
reading about it.
Hell, I thought
I'd be a great man.
OK, so you're not...
stereotypically great,
like Alexander the Great.
But you're great like,
great like, like...
You're a great guy!
Great men don't take dives
for a couple of hundred bucks.
And great men
don't miss their fate.
Somewhere along the line I...
I missed mine, Francie.
it the whole time and I just...
I missed it.
My God, you're a downer.
A f***in' boner killer.
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